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“Ask Swami” Fortune Teller/Napkin Holder

Douglas Wood Submitted by Douglas Wood
February 24th, 2010
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This 1950s fortune-teller machine slash napkin holder might’ve been the inspiration for the one in the classic Twilight Zone episode with William Shatner in a diner. Place a penny in the slot, pull the lever and get a piece of paper with an answer to your yes/no question (such as, “All my sources point to YES”) as well as (on the reverse side) a fortune such as, “The ace of diamonds means someone near is thinking of divorce. The two chief causes of divorce are matrimony and alimony. You only mumble a few words in church and you are married– and mumble a few in your sleep and you’re divorced. The only way to eliminate the divorce evil would be for folks to stay divorced.” When I bought this at a garage sale, it was locked. I actually paid about $50.00 to have a locksmith open it up and create a key and was pleased to find all the original paper fortunes inside.


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9 Responses to ““Ask Swami” Fortune Teller/Napkin Holder”

  1. Allee Willis Allee Willis says:

    I have a couple of these. It’s amazing how many of them are still around.

    That’s great you found yours with the fortunes still inside.

    I used to love anything that had a punch hole in it as I loved the sound that little clicker scissors looking thing made. I used to hang onto the fortunes and used them in the background of the lot of the art I was making in the ’80s.

    By the way, none of this stuff ever came true.

  2. Nessa Nessa says:

    This is so awesome! If I ever had a diner, I’d want these on the table.

  3. Douglas Wood Douglas Wood says:

    Thanks, Nessa. Looks like you’re in a pretty cool diner in your photo.

  4. jack jack says:

    Akitchionados share great taste in decor :)

    http://www.alleewillis.com/awmok/kitschenette/2009/09/17/swami-fortune-teller/

    The fortunes never came true for me either.

  5. i love the suggested question “am i romantic?”…

  6. windupkitty windupkitty says:

    oh wow, i’ve never seen something like this before! i’m so glad you got it re-keyed! that’s admirable commitment to kitsch! i definitely need one of these,diner or no diner…though, Nessa, yeah, maybe you should open one…you need to display your stuff!!!!

  7. grabby says:

    I’ve always loved these fortune teller machines. So cool. I also love Madame Zora (http://www.thewhatbox.com) and her fortunes/daily quotes. So inspiring and quaint.

  8. Douglas Wood Douglas Wood says:

    Hi Grabby,

    I tried clicking on the “thewhatbox” link a few times, but it takes me to a site called YourGirlz.com, and no sign of Madame Zora.

    Best,

    Doug

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