Back when we had an ozone this might have been helpful, but now it would just be considered a really cool accessory. And I’m for it. As long as you wear it in the shade so you dont’ get cancer. If I ever have the chance to do 5th Avenue on Easter, I’m sporting this. You can’t argue that it’s festive.

And this is a great idea if you don’t want to snore and also happen to be super uneducated about basic anatomy. You know what also works? Plugging your nose and taping your mouth shut. Try it out and get back to me.

These are ads were found in the back of a House Beautiful magazine from 1968, courtesy of www.kookykitsch.com. Kooky has all of the best things!