Allee Willis

These are all of comments I've made about all the beautiful Kitsch in the Kitschenette Wing of the AWMoK:

San Francisco Wind Up Crab

1. Allee Willis says:

   May 19, 2013 at 01:38pm

   Boy, it would take A LOT! I know/like Castro/Haight but SF was filled with enough of the most disgustingly greedy techies throughout the 90's to last me a lifetime. Perhaps the 2000's lightened it up...

2. Allee Willis says:

   November 23, 2011 at 01:25pm

   This would look nice in my backyard beach but I'm not the world's biggest San Francisco fan due to my many trips there during my 90's tech period when it was filled with ungodly greedy tech nerds out to make bucks and not necessarily great technology. I met so many soulless people (and a few great ones) but for the most part it represented money hungry nerds with no heart. Now, aren't you glad you submitted this crab?

   Do both his legs and pinchers move?

Denny’s Adventures In Allee’s “Willis Wonderland” – July 2011 – Part 215

1. Allee Willis says:

   May 19, 2013 at 01:04pm

   Ha!

2. Allee Willis says:

   March 20, 2012 at 09:25am

   Don't know much about this except that it's from an old restaurant down south. Whch means that the chicken probably came to your table in this. How great is that?!!

   Popeye's is about to be delivered to three starving musicians, one of which is me, presently at Willis Wonderland trying to hit a deadline. Bones will go in the bucket.

I love vintage ads!

1. Allee Willis says:

   May 19, 2013 at 01:04pm

   Absolutely post them! Have never seen.

2. Allee Willis says:

   May 19, 2013 at 01:03pm

   I LOVED “Kukla, Fran and Ollie" My first favorite TV show.

3. Allee Willis says:

   May 14, 2013 at 08:49pm

   Look at the knowledge I missed by not being a mother… I love the title “Puppets On the Cruise Line".

4. Allee Willis says:

   May 14, 2013 at 01:20pm

   No! That top Blatz ad did NOT encourage mommy to guzzle beer so that baby would participate in its health benefits, did it???!

   Lane Bryant was an institution and the first to cater exclusively to larger women. Though they are throwing around that term "Chubbies" rather liberally.

   HAVE A FAG????

   I bet you they didn't have much trouble selling the Cocaine Toothache Drops.

   If only all cruises were as gay as American Export Lines.

   And Yes! Let's get baby to start drinking cola and other soft drinks as soon as they pop out of the womb! How completely stupid and gullible were we ???

   I love using Christmas as an excuse to get a new gun. Guaranteed to blow whoever the recipient is away with your generosity.

   Housewives work hard enough without adding pep pills to the mix.

   Please don't tell me they actually sold sanitize tapeworms so that people could have the fat munched out of them??!

   I always cry for new appliances.

Another kooky animal bed!

1. Allee Willis says:

   May 18, 2013 at 01:40pm

   I love when people go to these extreme for their pets. This one is great. I'm going to guess that that is a very happy pooch!

A Ladies Affair

1. Allee Willis says:

   May 18, 2013 at 01:36pm

   Totally looks like it came from a hair salon to me. They always have these kinds of names, killing me each and every time I drive by one of them. Very very jealous of this sign!!!! A specially given its girth.

This is Kitsch that I'm jealous of in the Kitschenette Wing of the AWMoK: