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Connie


Submissions

 

TWISTEE TREAT Ice Cream Hut

Certifikitsch Winner


 

 

WORLD’S LARGEST SHELL FACTORY

Certifikitsch Winner


 

 

‘Gator’ Toilet Magnet

Certifikitsch Winner


 
Kitsch Connie has commented on.
Comments

These are all of comments I've made about all the beautiful Kitsch in the Kitschenette Wing of the AWMoK:


 

WORLD’S LARGEST SHELL FACTORY

  1. Connie says:

    OK, OK! Pictures.

    But my camera is way bigger than 007's, so if I get bounced, or worse, arrested, you guys will post my bail, right?

    Yeah, right.

    Denny: Please, DON'T TELL YOUR MOM about this place! Tourist prices, etc., etc.

    Give me your address, I'll MAIL you some shells for her instead.

    Think what a hero you'll be!

    P.S: Big article yesterday in the local Lee (County) NewsPress about folks being fined for taking live shells off the beaches in Sanibel.

    Big no-no.

  2. Connie says:

    You have your own (person-made) private BEACH????

    I am so jealous.

    Geeze, Allee, if I can sneak a camera INSIDE The Shell Factory, I could take pictures that would probably give you a heart attack.

    This is such a big tourist trap that the Red Sox Spring Training Bus is spotted here on occasion. (Yes! That really IS Jason Veritek buying a "Baby Shark in Formaldehyde" for one of his kids!)

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‘Gator’ Toilet Magnet

  1. Connie says:

    You're right, Allee, there is another (brown) shell on the bottom: represents the plumbing, maybe? Or....worse?

    I am ashamed to not have thought of rhinestone eyes myself.

    If I find some red or pink ones the right size I will definitely glue them on, artistic license be damned.

    Thanks for making my first contribution a winner, though I definitely have a strategic advantage as a snowbird in Ft. Myers.

    [Our legal residence in Connecticut is woefully short on kitsch.]

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