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john switzer

retired executive chef- love to day trade energy stocks

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Worlds largest pistachio

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Dolphins are gay

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FAST FOOD

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Double entendre

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yard bird

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Kitsch john switzer has commented on.
Comments

These are all of comments I've made about all the beautiful Kitsch in the Kitschenette Wing of the AWMoK:


 

Worlds largest pistachio

  1. john switzer says:

    No,not me,but wow,what a testament to the perils of nuclear 1/2 life or... a great photo op for Miracle Grow!

  2. john switzer says:

    Thanks for the cheese, your munificence. This huge pistachio is very near a decades old nuclear testing site....no correlation. :0)

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Double entendre

  1. john switzer says:

    I would hands down win an eating contest,but I would have to bone up on eating soup with chopsticks,Ted .I bet our pigmy will could,and just smile....the whole time. :0)

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Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Down On My Knees Before Soup To Nuts

  1. john switzer says:

    Where is the not jealous button? Prudence Fenton must be a wonderful friend. Great upbeat smile. If I were there I would make a yummy coffecake. Everythings betta with a coffecake..

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Friday already

  1. john switzer says:

    I used to live in dickies...[there is a lot to work with there..]Unfortunatly, my head just exploded from the shear number of jokes this remark produced. xx JLS

  2. john switzer says:

    I know, I know, crazy clothing. Remember dickies,sort of a fake turtleneck? Also 8th grade & eliminated from my repertoire.

    I saw Bourdain make fun of Zimmerman for the hankie in his blazer pocket. Folded just so..

    It had a french name[the hankie]. Anyone know it? I've forgotten.

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where’s Waldo & a cup o’ Joe?

  1. john switzer says:

    finding the coffee and the machine is like a where's waldo illustration for me, when I get up early. My machine has only one button and yet I find it confusing..so I occasionally trod down to The Red Cup for a bucket o Joe:)

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Kitsch john switzer is Jealous Of.
Jealous

This is Kitsch that I'm jealous of in the Kitschenette Wing of the AWMoK:



 

Messerschmitt Cabin Scooter

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Covered Wagon Lamp

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Covered Wagon Motion Clock

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