The Allee Willis Museum of Kitsch

Great Selling Point

You know what makes me really want to buy a record I might not know much about? Yep! You guessed it! Decapitation! Double points for the hea...

March 5, 2014 by windupkitty

Frankie Carle, Ridin’ the Rails

A Carle Load of anything is really stretching it, if you ask me and why they chose train cars instead of automobiles is beyond me. Maybe it&...

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Unsupervised and on the Town

I know I say this a lot but I don’t think I can say it enough. I have the best f’ing friends in the world. The other day, one su...

February 11, 2014 by windupkitty

When in Doubt…

A nice ass is always the answer! I know there are a lot of records out there with shapely butts on the covers especially thanks to the entir...

January 19, 2014 by windupkitty

Kitschmas Tree at the Station

This is what happens when you wind up working Christmas Eve and Christmas day. This photo has got be a thousand years old! As far as I can t...

December 26, 2013 by windupkitty

Oh Freddy…

I don’t mean to be rude, but this just really isn’t the best cover, is it? And why all the bullets if you had a mic in your hols...

December 16, 2013 by windupkitty

Donde esta Javier!?

En los arbustos otro vez!?! Hay, que pena…Javier es muy loco....

December 4, 2013 by windupkitty

Yikes

So, Incontenible means uncontrollable in Spanish. Since Marco seems to be shrinking away from something, looking distressed and raising his ...

November 9, 2013 by windupkitty

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A Personal Appearance!

Wow, he plays in person on this record! As opposed to…????????? Tell me his stare isn’t terrifying…and why is he the only ...

October 29, 2013 by windupkitty

Nope, Not the Twist.

Looks more like the dance from Michael Jackson’s Thriller video. Notice their shadowy profiles in the background?! Super creepy....

October 14, 2013 by windupkitty

It’s the Thought that Counts

Because the flowers you sent are kinda ugly…....

October 6, 2013 by windupkitty

She’ll Never Know…

This record might have some nice selections but the poor thing fell asleep before she could play them. Maybe the album came with a free samp...

October 3, 2013 by windupkitty

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Not too Friendly Lookin’

But certainly fabulous!...

September 2, 2013 by windupkitty

It’s Time You All Knew…

20 years ago, I had a son but I didn’t feel ready to care for him, so he got recycled. This is what happens when you stay up waaaaaaaa...

August 29, 2013 by windupkitty

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A Hat and a Jumpsuit to Connecticut…

Love this completely...

August 16, 2013 by windupkitty

I Think I….

This really made me laugh. Finally, that plucky little engine can no longer live a lie. I hear ya, my sista, I hear ya…Tell it like it...

May 22, 2013 by windupkitty

For That Dull Baby in Need of Refinishing

OK, Ok…it’s really a paint and/or coating to use over paint that your baby might see fit for gnawing. I’m not convinced th...

April 19, 2013 by windupkitty

No!No!No!No!No!No!No!

First Colony (the crime of the century) and now Bleeker Bob’s. NY landlords: may you never find peace, harmony and what’s most i...

March 21, 2013 by windupkitty

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Adverts for Custom Kitschens

YOu can have paisley…. Or corrugated aluminum…Either way, the result is completely hideous! Of course, matching your shoes and h...

February 28, 2013 by windupkitty

Never a Dull Family?

I’d believe Never a Dull Wallpaper, but this joint is not exactly jumpin’. Furthermore, there is no family to be seen which I fi...

February 20, 2013 by windupkitty

Away.

I’m betting the optimists think it’s a funny translation error. Just in time for Valentine’s Day....

February 18, 2013 by windupkitty

Great Pianist…

Dorky album cover…And I love him for both reasons…...

February 16, 2013 by windupkitty

The Good Advice Carpet

Shagmoor swings and is scrumptious. I wonder what their competition was for racy carpet advertisements?! I’m sooo curious because they...

February 14, 2013 by windupkitty