The Allee Willis Museum of Kitsch

SMILE

Submitted by snappyp March 30th, 2012

Your breakfast loves you. Those are the first yellow teeth where I really like that color yellow.

Allee Willis

I wish I was conversing with these happy eggs and bagels right now. I’m completely starving. Although the eggs look a little well done for me, and the bagels definitely need a lox deposit made.
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windupkitty

a lox deposit….hahahahah that’s a phrase that will probably stick with me…
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snappyp

I agree. Lox deposit resonates. However, I would like DIRECT LOX DEPOSit INTO my mouth. forget the bagel.
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- Allee Willis
  
  No, I need the bagel and bed of cream cheese to help the lox swim through my intestional tract.
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  - windupkitty
    
    hahahah forget taste…it’s all about motility! of course, Being a vegetarian lox are never on my menu, but bagel and cream cheese? there are few things that taste better than that..especially if they are real bagels, not like the bread roll type things you get at chain stores…
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    - Allee Willis
      
      I HATE bagels that aren’t real bagels. I haven’t met packaged ones I like yet.
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