The Allee Willis Museum of Kitsch

DOG WITH MANNEQUIN LEG – My new favorite dog picture! Year of picture is unknown….

I wish I knew more about this picture....

December 16, 2013 by denny

It’s the Thought that Counts

Because the flowers you sent are kinda ugly…....

October 6, 2013 by windupkitty

Honeymoon Charm Drops – a vintage advertisement

I don’t need anymore charm in any part of my life considering I usually drop my pants and show myself to anyone that asks, well sort o...

October 3, 2013 by denny

White Wedding

An Yves St laurent wedding dress….did anyone purchase one, let alone wear it.. I found a Catwalk picture of it , and Im still not conv...

May 4, 2013 by shirlie williams

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Kitty cats and unicorns

I’m not sure of this is form Archie McPhee or not but I wouldn’t even do this to a human. AND CAT’S DO NOT LOVE IT....

March 23, 2013 by denny

Land Troller

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March 4, 2013 by Markydoodle

The Jayne Mansfield Tanning Ring

This is by far the most bizarre item Jayne has ever slapped her name on and endorsed. I’ve never seen an add for it but she was know...

July 9, 2012 by Jaymes Mansfield

Sad Boxes

Daddy, daddy, don’t leave me....

July 1, 2012 by snappyp

Stop

I googled Doctor Who animals and this came up so I stopped and swore off the internet for a few days. IS it a vest, a cape, a blanket, a s...

May 4, 2012 by snappyp

Trucker Guy

I think I pulled this out of a “Free” box somewhere. He has a beard made of some sort of animal fur and his body and cowboy bo...

March 22, 2012 by Nessa

Eco-Pack, tender to environment

We got a bunch of these as packing material in a box of grant applications at work. Let me zoom in so you can read the text better… If...

March 17, 2012 by Carrie

Allee sez: back tomorrow…

Here I am just hours ago at a friend’s house participating in all the frivolity of a Sunday night dinner. I was so tired that I couldn...

March 12, 2012 by Allee Willis

Hangover Hat

The description says it all !...

February 27, 2012 by shirlie williams

Protein Carvings

That car is a little under done for me. but the jet place is perfect....

January 9, 2012 by snappyp

Zombie meets……..

When two cultures meet....

January 4, 2012 by snappyp

Handsfree cell phone

Okay, it’s not blue tooth or the little headpbone thingy it’s a bra and I kind of like the cup shape up there because it is remi...

December 30, 2011 by snappyp

Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – All Aboard THE WIENERMOBILE!!! – Part 1

I’ve only waited a lifetime for a ride in the famed Oscar Mayer Wienermobile and last Wednesday, December 14, my dream came true!! Su...

December 20, 2011 by Allee Willis

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Multi Pak PORK Kit

I think you can purchase this in Germany for cheap. Good for when you need a quick sandwich provided you have the bread kit too....

December 17, 2011 by snappyp

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Some sort of mysterious tool from the 40’s

I have no idea what this is but I found it at the dump’s “gift hut” here in my town of Orleans. It looks like it might b...

December 16, 2011 by denny

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versatile tat

Really good conversation starter when he’s not wearing a sweater....

December 14, 2011 by snappyp

Soda Pop Activity Kit

This is for sale at “Ocean State Job Lot” which is another type of mark-down store. I was tempted to try this but after seeing i...

by denny

AMAZING cigarette smoking device used for testing cigarettes, this one is BRILLIANT!

I must say that with everything going on here at home, I would not be putting cigarettes in this device. She looks awfully happy....

by denny

Deer Butt doorbell

This would be a very good doorbell if you don’t want people in your house. I’m not inclined to push this doorbell unless IR...

December 10, 2011 by snappyp