Mark Milligan

Mother’s Day Envy

1. Mark Milligan says:

   May 16, 2013 at 09:47pm

   I guess I should've put the picture caption in quotes. I didn't really feel that way, but I thought the character in the clothing apparatus was saying it.

   I mean let's be fair, it's not every day you see an orange Darth Vader wearing a shawl.

Detroit Icon

1. Mark Milligan says:

   May 16, 2013 at 08:46pm

   It's a 1960 El Dorado Biarritz in Siena Rose.

   The front license plate simply said "ELVIS."

Auto Toity

1. Mark Milligan says:

   March 14, 2013 at 07:09pm

   Seems like it would be much more practical if it were a convertible.

MANLY MAN GIRLY SHIRT

1. Mark Milligan says:

   March 07, 2013 at 08:31pm

   Sadly, his neck skin was put on backwards. I've seen others with the same affliction.

   The shirt, well, I don't know. Why? I'd rather see cars. Haha!

Land Troller

1. Mark Milligan says:

   March 04, 2013 at 08:01pm

   It's a Cadillac, I'd say a '73 sedan deVille.

   It is a picture a friend sent me from the internet, all he knew was that it was in a beach city in Virginia.

   I didn't want to post it until I had more info, but finally got tired of looking, and decided it was just too good to hold out any longer even if I didn't have the scoop.

   Thanks for the C d'C! That would be so fun to drive.

Totally Amazing Poodle Brake Light

1. Mark Milligan says:

   February 14, 2013 at 09:09pm

   Want it.

   Not kidding.

The Wedgewood Futura-Matic Gas Oven: A Salute

1. Mark Milligan says:

   February 02, 2013 at 12:38am

   Wow! Where do you live you must have a cool house! Mad the fact that you still have the stuff you started with means you take good care of things.

   Send us pictures of your house! I would love to see it.

   There are appliance stores in LA that specialize in old models.

2. Mark Milligan says:

   March 26, 2011 at 12:53pm

   It's functioning. It's funny to me that it's a double oven, yet both ovens have to be at the same temp. I put an oven thermometer in it, and it runs about 20 degrees hot. There are certain features that I'm not sure how to operate, like the "Roast-Matic," which I think keeps it at a certain temp for specific meats (the square box to the right near the temp control knob.)

Show of Hands, Please!

1. Mark Milligan says:

   January 27, 2013 at 07:50pm

   I just plooped my plants laughing!!

2. Mark Milligan says:

   January 25, 2013 at 09:44pm

   When they talk about multiple length, 52 to 108 inches, I hope to God they're talking about the Tomlinson.

TRANSPARENT FACE MASK! Beautiful!

1. Mark Milligan says:

   January 21, 2013 at 09:02pm

   And it can be used as a turban. You're making fun of it, but I can see wearing it as a turban. You know, to Starbucks, like to write. When my hair is still wet. I thought cellulose is what they sucked out of you when they do liposuction. Who's cellulose is this turban I'm wearing at Starbucks while I'm writing? And how much are they?

Smart Cooker

1. Mark Milligan says:

   January 17, 2013 at 07:18pm

   I am crazy about reading "China Daily" on the weekends. They have a U.S. edition online that's free to read, and even though it's all in English, there's still something funny almost every time, at least to me. My gravestone will probably say "easily entertained."