The Search For The Kitschiest Valentine’s Day Anything CONTEST!

Submitted by Allee Willis February 1st, 2010

Holidays, especially Valentine’s Day, bring out the kitsch in everyone and everything. I’m especially partial to this little tuft of disheveled fake-fur-with cheap-felt-hearts-and-eyes-stuck-on-plastic-feet thing. I don’t know when or where he’s from but this kind of kitsch is timeless.

Here at The Allee Willis Museum of Kitsch I take great pride in assembling the finest the word and world has to offer. If you have something Valentine’s Day or romance related that you think will blow my (five-toed) socks off I’d love you to post it at It can be an object, a place, a love note, a candy box or floral arrangement, anything. My favorites will be honored with the hallowed LOVE IS IN THE HAIR award…

… and receive an autographed 8.5 x 11″ print of one of my alter-ego, Bubbles the artist’s, finest romantic paintings! Winners of a LOVE IS IN THE HAIR can choose from any one of these lovely and sensitive romantic Bubbles tableaus:

“I Love You”

“She Loomed Large On His Mind”

“What Big Slopes”

“How To Be A Hit On Saturday Night”

“The Jacuzzi Was Just Starting To Heat Up”

“Here Comes The Brides”

I hope each and every one of you is a winner!

Much kitsch ‚Äòn love as Valentine’s Day approaches,


3 Responses to “The Search For The Kitschiest Valentine’s Day Anything CONTEST!”

    • Allee Willis

      Great. My eyes are eager to behold! I’m still prepping the award icon so probably won’t start looking at these till tomorrow but it makes me very excited to know wonderfulness awaits.