Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Meat Shower Cap

Submitted by Allee Willis July 19th, 2010
Certifikitsch Winner

There’s nothing more I like to throw on my head to protect it from a raging shower stream than a shower cap covered with T-bone steaks. I wish it were more of a meat directory up there but, alas, despite giving the cap the general category name of “meat” only the lonely T-bone made it to immortality.


I found this elegant “Deluxe” shower cap a few years ago when I was looking for party souvenirs. There they were, 30,000 glistening meat caps for sale at some online overstocks place for 15¬¢ each. I was so excited my teeth started chattering as if I had been locked in the freezer with a side of beef for days. It took all my strength not to figure out a way to get all 30,000 of them. $450 would buy me enough meat chapeau souvenirs for a lifetime. But I behaved and held myself to 300 so I had enough money left to concentrate on the real beef that guests could put in their mouths and not on their heads.


I’ve won many awards in my lifetime. Finally becoming FDA approved is right up there with the best of them.


5 Responses to “Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Meat Shower Cap”

  1. k2dtw

    LOL…so funny…these are great…
    I love the idea of just being a invited dinner guest..with party souvenirs!! Finally, a little something for the meat eaters..(Lobster Bibs, eat your heart out)..
    This would be hysterical for “Surf & Turf”….LOL..

  2. windupkitty

    hahaah! wow! i’m a vegetarian, but i still support this! who the hell decided to print meat on a shower cap!!??!! hahaaaahahah!!!!! baffling! what i like most though, is that it appears that you took the pic in/near a shower?! keeping it real for sure and i seriously respect that!