Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Meat Shower Cap

Allee Willis
Submitted by Allee Willis July 19th, 2010
Certifikitsch Winner
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There’s nothing more I like to throw on my head to protect it from a raging shower stream than a shower cap covered with T-bone steaks. I wish it were more of a meat directory up there but, alas, despite giving the cap the general category name of “meat” only the lonely T-bone made it to immortality.

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I found this elegant “Deluxe” shower cap a few years ago when I was looking for party souvenirs. There they were, 30,000 glistening meat caps for sale at some online overstocks place for 15¬¢ each. I was so excited my teeth started chattering as if I had been locked in the freezer with a side of beef for days. It took all my strength not to figure out a way to get all 30,000 of them. $450 would buy me enough meat chapeau souvenirs for a lifetime. But I behaved and held myself to 300 so I had enough money left to concentrate on the real beef that guests could put in their mouths and not on their heads.

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I’ve won many awards in my lifetime. Finally becoming FDA approved is right up there with the best of them.

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5 Responses to “Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – Meat Shower Cap”

  1. k2dtw

    k2dtw

    LOL…so funny…these are great…
    I love the idea of just being a invited dinner guest..with party souvenirs!!..smile.. Finally, a little something for the meat eaters..(Lobster Bibs, eat your heart out)..
    This would be hysterical for “Surf & Turf”….LOL..

  2. windupkitty

    windupkitty

    hahaah! wow! i’m a vegetarian, but i still support this! who the hell decided to print meat on a shower cap!!??!! hahaaaahahah!!!!! baffling! what i like most though, is that it appears that you took the pic in/near a shower?! keeping it real for sure and i seriously respect that!