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Space Baby Doll From Outer Space
Allee, I know how much you love packaging with indecipherable English, so when I saw this little baby doll at a flea market, I bought it exclusively to share it with the good folks at the Kitschenette.
It’s not just any toy.. it’s Battery Operated Foreign Satellite Baby Crawling & Dancing!
From the Solar System!
Some anime-looking characters with either the Eiffel Tower or Tokyo Tower in the background being attacked by a rainbow shooting UFO. And what is our pink-haired friend saying in that yellow speech bubble?
“I am a baby from the unknown beauty planet. I am much wiling to have fun with little kids so I changed to be a toy. I CAN PERFORM CLIMBING AND DANCING.” So, this isn’t just any toy doll. It is a toy doll from OUTER SPACE. Can you believe it? An alien from the unknown beauty planet is living in my house in a box.
I AM FROM THE FIRE PLANET. But.. I thought she just said she was from the Unknown Beauty Planet…
CRAWLING.. When I stand stably,I can dance.(See overleaf how to stand) DANCING
Crawling competition! Disembodied baby!
I can dance only if I stand stably. The way how to let me stand stably operates as above:
Sister! wait for me.
Here is the baby outside of her box. She is kind of cute, I guess. For only $4.95 I suppose you can’t lose. I haven’t put batteries into her yet to see if she is actually good at climbing, crawling, dancing, and etc., but I suspect that she isn’t.
Categories: Bad Translations, Certifikitsch Winners, Children, Outer Space, Submissions, Toys
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