Shower with U.S. Inspected Beef

Lasagne Lady Fitch
Submitted by Lasagne Lady Fitch September 17th, 2009
Certifikitsch Winner

Deluxe Beef ShowerCapW.SBeefdetailshwrCapNow, how did you ever shower without your U.S. inspected beef shower cap? It is hard for me to get over how this idea came about. Of all the designs and decorations ideas out there, how was the beef choice made? What? Drumsticks aren’t colorful? fish are boring? it’s got to be a protein we all love or love to give up? and they chose a T-BONE STEAK. It is so well rendered. I don’t ever want it to fade so I keep it in my towel closet.

3 Responses to “Shower with U.S. Inspected Beef”

  1. Allee Willis

    Allee Willis

    I have to tell you I bought crates of these that I’m going to start selling in the Museum very soon. I went insane when I saw these. They were in some overstock catalog and I bought whatever stock they had. I even made a little film of me wearing it all over my house, the physical wing of the AWMoK. where did you get yours? I’m always tempted to wear mine out as a hat.

  2. Lasagne Lady Fitch

    Lasagne Lady Fitch

    My dad was a butcher and some lady sent it to him. Well, now that I know you have a stash, I am going to bust it out and wear it to Monday’s kitsch celebration. I thought I had the only one in the known universe.

  3. Allee Willis

    Allee Willis

    That’s hysterical that you would wear it to the party at ghettogloss this coming Monday night because I have 25 of them that I was thinking of auctioning off in the Thrift Shop Art auction I’m going to have that night. But despite the fact that I have hundreds of them the thought of parting with even one is enough to make me shake. What a T-bone steak has to do with taking a shower I’ll never know. You can never have too many of these. I’ll be looking for you.