Lady Pitcher or Big Cup

Submitted by snappyp December 4th, 2009
Certifikitsch WinnerClassique d Camembert

I recently purchased this in Beaumont last month. It caught my eye……. and I thought what were they thinking? It isn’t a nice lady head, or the ones with nude lady bodies…. it is just ripe for animating. This lady was modeled after a fire hyrdrant. I especially like the stones in her toes and the careful applique of her fingernail polish. And here it is a sculpture yet they draw in the cleavage.

And WHAT – PLEASE TELL me what is going on inside of this coffee cup?

6 Responses to “Lady Pitcher or Big Cup”

  1. Allee Willis

    Well, I must say that my favorite thing about this is that you’ve left part of the price tag on, which immediately elevates it to a higher level of Kitsch as it’s on display with this extra added feature.

    I have no idea what’s going on on the inside of the cup other than it looks very sexual. It’s either an avocado pit or a vagina.

    I don’t usually like stuff like this but this one’s so odd I can go for it. I also like the little jewels on the shoes and her perfectly painted fingernails. I’d be scared to drink out of her but with that said if I had a rhinestone necklace that spelled out kitsch I’d throw it on her posthaste.

  2. snappyp

    I am so thrilled to receive this high honor. It is going on my resume and into my personal biography. Now people will listen to me.

    Thank you for validating my collection.

  3. Carrie

    Call me crazy but the image on the inside looks like a misshapen breast to me (which would go with the overall shape of a lady with big knockers).

    Does she have three feet??