} ?>
$uid=get_current_user_id();
if (empty($uid)) $uid=0;
if (!empty($_REQUEST['set_like']) && !empty($uid))
{
// set here
$sql="select * from island_like where user_id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string($uid)."\",1,0) and post_id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string(get_the_ID())."\"";
$rs = $wpdb->get_results($sql);
if (count($rs)<1) // not yet added
{
$sql="insert into island_like (user_id, post_id, date_added) values (\"".mysql_real_escape_string($uid)."\", \"".mysql_real_escape_string(get_the_ID())."\", NOW());";
$rs = $wpdb->get_results($sql);
}
}
elseif (!empty($_REQUEST['remove_like']) && !empty( $uid))
{
// unset here
$sql="delete from island_like where user_id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string($uid)."\" and post_id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string(get_the_ID())."\";";
$rs = $wpdb->get_results($sql);
}
/*
$sql="select U.display_name, U.user_nicename, U.id as uid, if(U.id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string($uid)."\",1,0) as is_current, if (U.id=19, 1,0) as is_allee ".
"from island_like as L, wp_users as U ".
"where L.post_id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string(get_the_ID())."\" ".
"and U.ID=L.user_id ".
"order by is_current DESC, is_allee DESC, date_added DESC;";
$jealous_rs = $wpdb->get_results($sql);
$user_is_jealous=0;
if (count($jealous_rs)>0)
{
if ($jealous_rs[0]->uid==$uid)
{
$user_is_jealous=1;
}
}*/
?>
Oh, Arthur Fielder, You Naughty Boy!
$is_award=$is_gold_award=$is_hair=0;
$is_byallee=0;
$is_askallee=0;
$c=get_the_category();
foreach ($c as $cat)
{
if ($cat->slug=='certifikitsch-winners')
{
$is_award=1;
}
if ($cat->slug=='classique-d-camembert-winners')
{
$is_gold_award=1;
}
if ($cat->slug=='love-is-in-the-hair-award-winners')
{
$is_hair=1;
}
}
// true added because this table will now always exist - jealous button
if ($is_award || $is_gold_award || $is_hair || true)
{
$admin_email_pop_coa=$admin_email_pop_cdc=$admin_email_pop_liith="";
if ( current_user_can('level_10') )
{
$now=gmdate("Y-m-d H:i:s");
$key=sha1("A".$now."B");
$the_title=single_post_title("", false);
?>
$admin_email_pop_coa="
Send Certifikitsch Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name')."";
$admin_email_pop_cdc="
Send Classique d' Camembert Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name')."";
$admin_email_pop_liith="
Send Love Is In The Hair Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name')."";
}
echo "
";
if ($is_award)
{
echo '
';
echo ' .'/library/img/certifikitsch-of-authenkitschity.gif)
'.$admin_email_pop_coa;
}
if ($is_gold_award)
{
echo '
';
echo ' .'/library/img/classique-d-camembert-post.gif)
'.$admin_email_pop_cdc;
}
if ($is_hair)
{
echo '
';
echo ' .'/library/img/icon-love-is-in-the-hair-sm.png)
'.$admin_email_pop_liith;
}
/*
if (empty($uid))
{
$str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!
(You must be logged in to be Jealous.)";
}
elseif ($user_is_jealous)
{
$str="You are Jealous of this Kitsch!";
}
else
{
$str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!";
}
if (empty($uid))
{
echo '
 .'/library/img/jealous-button-med.png)
';
}
elseif ($user_is_jealous)
{
echo '
 .'/library/img/jealous-button-med.png)
';
}
else
{
echo '
 .'/library/img/jealous-button-med.png)
';
}
if (count($jealous_rs)>0)
{
echo "(
".count($jealous_rs).")";
}
*/
echo "
\n\n";
}
?>
What on earth are you doing at this Doris Day themed brothel?! Actually, I don’t think he knows at all what he’s doing here! He looks so, so uncomfortable! Somehow I imagine him saying, “Thank you for the tea, ladies, but my longtime roommate, Jesus, and I really must be going”.
Allee Willis
I doubt that if Arthur really had the good fortune to be surrounded by so many dames a quarter of his age he wouldn’t be sipping tea so much as tipping back a few Vodka Gimlets and wishing that he could fast forward a few decades to grab a bottle of Viagra.
windupkitty
hahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you always call it…..that’s why you’re in charge!!!!!!!!!
windupkitty
oh, by the wa, in my original submission i meant Jesus, as in his roommate Hay-SooooS, as in my uncle Chewy (short for hay-soooos)….but the consensually more lauded Jesus, works too……
Allee Willis
Are you saying that Chewy as in Chelsea Handler’s Chewy is short for Hay-SooooS (though I knew he’s short for other reasons)? I never knew that.
windupkitty
Yep! My mom’s 1/2 Spanish and 1/2 Mexican…Her mom, the Spaniard, was one of 17 kids(some of them look almost caucasian…I got those genes)….of those kids, yep, I had a Great Uncle Chewy, short for Uncle Jesus! It’s a more Mexican than Spanish name, but that’s no surprise as pretty much all the poor Spanish speakers lived in the same neighborhoods in California…dialects and common languages were formed pretty quickly…..
windupkitty
hmmm….i guess it’s spelled Chuy?! I just looked it up!