Oh, Arthur Fielder, You Naughty Boy!

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Submitted by windupkitty January 4th, 2010

What on earth are you doing at this Doris Day themed brothel?! Actually, I don’t think he knows at all what he’s doing here! He looks so, so uncomfortable! Somehow I imagine him saying, “Thank you for the tea, ladies, but my longtime roommate, Jesus, and I really must be going”.

6 Responses to “Oh, Arthur Fielder, You Naughty Boy!”

  1. Allee Willis

    Allee Willis

    I doubt that if Arthur really had the good fortune to be surrounded by so many dames a quarter of his age he wouldn’t be sipping tea so much as tipping back a few Vodka Gimlets and wishing that he could fast forward a few decades to grab a bottle of Viagra.

  2. windupkitty

    windupkitty

    oh, by the wa, in my original submission i meant Jesus, as in his roommate Hay-SooooS, as in my uncle Chewy (short for hay-soooos)….but the consensually more lauded Jesus, works too……

      • windupkitty

        windupkitty

        Yep! My mom’s 1/2 Spanish and 1/2 Mexican…Her mom, the Spaniard, was one of 17 kids(some of them look almost caucasian…I got those genes)….of those kids, yep, I had a Great Uncle Chewy, short for Uncle Jesus! It’s a more Mexican than Spanish name, but that’s no surprise as pretty much all the poor Spanish speakers lived in the same neighborhoods in California…dialects and common languages were formed pretty quickly…..