how’s that walky thing workin for ya?

monica johnson
Submitted by monica johnson February 12th, 2010
Certifikitsch Winner

A MASK, LIKE SARAH HERSELF..WITH SOME OF MY OLD HAIR PIECES. THE HANDICAPPED DOLL IS A KEN FRIEND, HIS DRESS AND APRON ARE FROM ANOTHER IMITATION BARBIE DOLL..THE RIC SHAW IS A FRUIT OLDER OR SOMETHING..THRIFT SHOP..THE WHEEL CHAIR FROM HANDICAPPED BARBIE FRIEND. THE ACTION FIGURE IS FROM A GARAGE SALE AND THE LITTLE GLOBE IS A TOY.

6 Responses to “how’s that walky thing workin for ya?”

  1. Allee Willis

    Allee Willis

    Yowie Zowie! Now you, Monica, have gone to a whole new level.

    That Ken doll looks very lovely in his new dress despite the fact that it shows off his moldy legs. I really love his apron.

    Special kudos to that mask. I’ve never seen anything quite like it. The wig’s a perfect fit. I love that little pastry-sitting-on-top hairdo. Is the head also in some kind of wheelchair/ tractor pull contraption? Are Ken and the horrible acid accident victim about to race? Is Wonder woman or at least the cheap Japanese ripoff of her conducting the race? Is that the trophy in her hand?

    Would love to hear your interpretation of this.

  2. monica johnson

    monica johnson

    i couldnt help do something when i had the horrible experience of seeing her..
    the head is in a black and red heaily laquered ‘thing” not sure what it was for..i thought candle, but it would tip it over. Got at a thrift store. Ken has bad legs..
    i hadnt thought of the race…i love that..
    she has globe in her hand.
    i dont think i hd a concenpt except the horrid thing she said “changey, hopey..was so upsetting i ran to my glue gun.
    the mask is a halloween scare mask with some work by me..i didnt quite get the mouth right, her rea; mouth is shapped exactly like the evil queen in Snow White..that cruel curve in the lip..
    i have now created one with the same materials exept she is mounted on a half a life size maniquen. she is looking down at Ken.from the wheel chair..its her son in law, posing for Play girl. he is naked with is legs spread and i piggy magnet with lipstick on the lips.He is now in the rickshaw like one of those manufactured poses that no guy would ever do.. i
    have a problem is, i dont know how to photograph it..my light box is way to small..Now i have to find a way to get a pic when she is the size of a woman whos torso was cut off at the thigh. would be like taking a pic of a 6 or 7 year old. in height
    .any suggestions.

  3. monica johnson

    monica johnson

    i typed too fast…what i meant was ken was out of the wheel chair and spread in a supposedly sexy pose he’s looking up at her..he has a little pig magnet in lipstick between his legs…

  4. Mooshe

    Mooshe

    Is it a race or more of a game of chicken for Wonder Woman’s heart (and the world). The world as a prize is already pretty dire, but it’s so grim looking I’m expecting this to be a race to the death.

    What gets me most is this Wonder Woman/American superhero-woman in an apron!

  5. monica johnson

    monica johnson

    Yes it has to be a race to the death. hopefully she wins..
    the apron proves she really is superwoman, she can bake a meatloaf and destroy the world.