
Bag of All Green M&M’s
$is_award=$is_gold_award=$is_hair=0;
$is_byallee=0;
$is_askallee=0;
$c=get_the_category();
foreach ($c as $cat)
{
if ($cat->slug=='certifikitsch-winners')
{
$is_award=1;
}
if ($cat->slug=='classique-d-camembert-winners')
{
$is_gold_award=1;
}
if ($cat->slug=='love-is-in-the-hair-award-winners')
{
$is_hair=1;
}
}
// true added because this table will now always exist - jealous button
if ($is_award || $is_gold_award || $is_hair || true)
{
$admin_email_pop_coa=$admin_email_pop_cdc=$admin_email_pop_liith="";
if ( current_user_can('level_10') )
{
$now=gmdate("Y-m-d H:i:s");
$key=sha1("A".$now."B");
$the_title=single_post_title("", false);
?>
$admin_email_pop_coa="
Send Certifikitsch Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_cdc="
Send Classique d' Camembert Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_liith="
Send Love Is In The Hair Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; } echo "
Send Certifikitsch Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_cdc="
Send Classique d' Camembert Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_liith="
Send Love Is In The Hair Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; } echo "
";
if ($is_award)
{
echo '';
echo '
'.$admin_email_pop_coa;
}
if ($is_gold_award)
{
echo '';
echo '
'.$admin_email_pop_cdc;
}
if ($is_hair)
{
echo '';
echo '
'.$admin_email_pop_liith;
}
/*
if (empty($uid))
{
$str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!
(You must be logged in to be Jealous.)"; } elseif ($user_is_jealous) { $str="You are Jealous of this Kitsch!"; } else { $str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!"; } if (empty($uid)) { echo '
';
}
elseif ($user_is_jealous)
{
echo '
';
}
else
{
echo '
';
}
if (count($jealous_rs)>0)
{
echo "(".count($jealous_rs).")";
}
*/
echo "
\n\n";
}
?>
 .'/library/img/certifikitsch-of-authenkitschity.gif)
 .'/library/img/classique-d-camembert-post.gif)
 .'/library/img/icon-love-is-in-the-hair-sm.png)
(You must be logged in to be Jealous.)"; } elseif ($user_is_jealous) { $str="You are Jealous of this Kitsch!"; } else { $str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!"; } if (empty($uid)) { echo '
 .'/library/img/jealous-button-med.png)
 .'/library/img/jealous-button-med.png)
 .'/library/img/jealous-button-med.png)

Allee Willis
Akitschionado Jack beat you to the punch here (https://www.alleewillis.com/awmok/kitschenette/2010/02/14/green-mms/) but I think this is such an astounding product that I’m awarding it yet another CertifiKitsch of Authenticity!
I didn’t notice the first time around that Ms. M&M was saying “Sweetie… it’s all true”. SO twisted to think of an M&M with such amorous aspirations.
I’m on deadline here getting ready for Sound Of Soul on Monday so I’m copying the comment I made to Akitschionado Jack so you get my first impression of these chocolate bits:
This is another product I can’t believe I missed. These are completely insane! Is this a current product, i.e. do they still do this every Valentine’s Day? if so, I need to get to the store NOW!!
I love that M&M’s would have a slogan like ” The New Color of Love”. (I understandably thought the color of love was PURPLE.) I never knew green was an aphrodisiac color. I may just go outside and munch on some grass now.
MyFunCloset
FYI… I just saw it at Walgreens 2 days ago in the Valentine’s 50% aisle.
Allee Willis
I’m in massive party prep mode for my huge Color Purple/ Sound Of Soul party/ fundraiser here this Monday night but if I can find anyone to make a run I will have all the bags left over here pronto!
kookykitsch
There’s no need to fear 3 bags of green M&M’s will be here (actually there but it doesn’t rhyme) on Monday!
Allee Willis
I like the sound of that!