This magnet.. thing… has big thick glasses, a strange mouth, and a hanging plaque-piece which reads “Always picked last in gym.” Considering I was, indeed, always picked last in gym, I had to have it. The paint is ridiculously messy and who knows what it’s supposed to be. A bug? A potato?
I purchased this at the very interesting Colabrese Brothers hardware/general store in Thomas, WV. It is a very kitschy store in itself. Full of completely random things for sale, all inside a vintage shop interior that has changed little since it was built… I even found old-stock 1950s cans of paint for sale on the shelf once (with colors like “eye rest green”) The best part is that though it says “hardware” on their sign, the place is now filled with crazy stuff like this instead of what they claim to sell on the outside of their shop.