Years ago, I was at a podunk backwoods flea market that was so dark inside you practically had to wear a miner’s lamp on your head to see anything. It was there that I found a huge box of old mechanic patch name tags.. with the silliest names on them you’d ever seen all in one place. They were a little overpriced at the time (for me, anyway), so I only bought the ones photo’d here… but I promise there were lots more that were equally silly.
Aren’t these the best names ever?! I have since had people offer to buy these from me many times, but I always say “no.” Though I feel kind of bad if somewhere there’s a gas station with Kack, a Kink and a Dunk who just can’t find a tag with their name on it.