Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – “Frozen Smiles” Ice Cube Molds

Submitted by Allee Willis June 27th, 2010
Certifikitsch Winner

I don’t know about you but there’s nothing that I’d like to see floating in my drink less than a set of teeth. Unless they’re these wonderful ice cubes that pop out of a rubbery bubblegum pink gums-colored tray right into the refreshment of your choice. I’ve even made them specifically for Bloody Mary’s where I put some crushed peppercorns in the water so it looks like the teeth have cavities while slowly seasoning your drink as they melt.

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It’s a gorgeous day here in LA today, perfect for sitting back with a nice, cold drink showing off a beautiful extra set of choppers. I’m mixing the Kool-Aid right now.


8 Responses to “Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – “Frozen Smiles” Ice Cube Molds”

  1. MyFunCloset

    I’d like to see these ice choppers made with a dash of pink food color floating in a glass of club soda. Can this be found at Spencer Gifts?

  2. denny

    These are so wrong and so fabulous. Can they be both? I think if I would have seen teeth floating in a cocktail I would have spit! I’m being a tad sarcastic as I would love to put these in my my Moms iced tea as she would guarentee a reaction.

    My Father was notorious for poking his falsies in and out to scare the neighborhood kids into getting off the porch. Memories.

    • Lisa Rios

      My thought exactly, so wrong, yet so much fun! Can you imagine springing this on someone? Since it is such a horrible thought, “someone’s teeth are…. AGGGGHHHHHH!!!!” I think these might be heart attack inducing.

      Allee- have you actually sprung this on someone unsuspecting??