Allee–
A friend of mine posted this weird find on Facebook and I had to share it with you! Do you remember that Twilight Zone episode with the kid that wanted to wish everyone into the cornfield? Well, now you can make your VERY OWN cornfield (sans the field!) in the museum of kitsch!
Too expensive, you say? Well, on Amazon.com right now you can get 20lbs. of canned corn for $2.95. That’s right. $2.95 for enough corn to make a Jolly Green giant full for days.
What are you waiting for? Stop reading this and get buying! I’ll even loan you the moolah.
Caseen
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Allee Willis
Well, this is a sensational deal! How old must those cans of Green Giant be for the seller to offer a 92% discount?!
I’m actually in drastic need of corn as I recently acquired a new set of miniature chairs and picnic tables specifically made to mount corncobs on so squirrels can sit there and eat. But I don’t suppose that the squirrels would enjoy canned Niblets. I, however, do own a cat named Niblet (whose mother, Nibbles, I also own). If anything, I would get the cans in Niblets honor. But this is the last thing I need to spend my $2.95 on. I wonder what else the seller has for sale?…
Mark Blackwell
i REALLY want to see some squirrels sitting in the miniature chairs at a tiny picnic table.
Allee Willis
I had about 10 miniature tables and chairs with ears of corn set up about 20 years ago. It was really cute at first and then I became like the bathroom attendant in a ladies room as the mess it created needed constant attending to. Everything is so pretty and pink outside not so the thought of it having chocolate polkadots that multiply faster than bunnies is something it might take another two decades for me to warm up to. With this said, I will attempt to locate the right kind of corn on a cob and someday soon photograph the lucky squirrel munching away.
Mooshe
I feel like this is only on Amazon for people who need to spend $3 for SuperSaver shipping.
Allee Willis
That’s funny. And probably right.