These are photos from actual high school yearbooks. Suddenly my own portrait with my blown-dry hair and wide tie (which, my lips to God’s ears– will never wind up on the Internet) doesn’t seem so bad.
Aspires to be the next Levi “dumb-as-a-doorknob” Johnston:
Big hair apparently causes depression:
I just flew in from the coast and boy are my arms tired:
Thanks for lending me your glasses, mom:
Even serial killers get yearbook photos:
Oops, I thought it was Pirate Day:
Trying an Allee Willis approach but failing miserably.
Somebody’s dad or 70’s porn star?:
Chutzpah to the max: