Yearbook Madness!

Douglas Wood
Submitted by Douglas Wood August 6th, 2010
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These are photos from actual high school yearbooks. Suddenly my own portrait with my blown-dry hair and wide tie (which, my lips to God’s ears– will never wind up on the Internet) doesn’t seem so bad.

Aspires to be the next Levi “dumb-as-a-doorknob” Johnston:

Big hair apparently causes depression:

I just flew in from the coast and boy are my arms tired:

Thanks for lending me your glasses, mom:

Even serial killers get yearbook photos:

Oops, I thought it was Pirate Day:

Trying an Allee Willis approach but failing miserably.

Somebody’s dad or 70’s porn star?:

Chutzpah to the max:

4 Responses to “Yearbook Madness!”

  1. Allee Willis

    Allee Willis

    I don’t have to tell you which yearbook photo is my favorite. I never shaved the side of my head, only the back, but I shall keep this photo around for future inspiration.

    I absolutely love this submission. What is with these people?! Back in my day we were never allowed to do things like perch on a Greek pedestal with lace fan and umbrella or pose like Levi Johnson with little girl bangs.

    More yearbook photos please!

  2. windupkitty

    windupkitty

    wow, these are truly incredible…..I love the asian Kid’N Play kid…wow.but hands down, my fave is the fan AND parasol……why choose, when you can have both?!