Allee Willis Kitsch O’ The Day – Ultra Fancy Cheeeeap Tote Bag

Submitted by Allee Willis August 25th, 2010
Certifikitsch Winner

I beg to differ with the quotation “You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear”. I offer as proof this ungodly garish tote bag I picked up at the Mexican swap meet the other day, belted and sequined within an inch of its sow eared life and a stunning example of one of my favorite genres of kitsch – when someone takes something so pathetically plain Jane most people wouldn’t give it a second look and attempts to make it look like something that would accompany one to a dinner at the White House, the Academy Awards or some other such fancy dress affair.


I always love a bag with a nice belt.


The back of the bag remains completely pee yellow and lifeless.


There’s so much synthetic fabric on the inside of the bag it becomes almost impossible to get anything out without getting your hand entangled in fabric. I just pray for limb extraction without a fabric rip though the danger of a nice big scratch is ever present as whatever synthetic fabric this is so rough against the skin.


With all of its limitations I still give it an A for effort and wear it proudly.