$is_award=$is_gold_award=$is_hair=0;
$is_byallee=0;
$is_askallee=0;
$c=get_the_category();
foreach ($c as $cat)
{
if ($cat->slug=='certifikitsch-winners')
{
$is_award=1;
}
if ($cat->slug=='classique-d-camembert-winners')
{
$is_gold_award=1;
}
if ($cat->slug=='love-is-in-the-hair-award-winners')
{
$is_hair=1;
}
}
// true added because this table will now always exist - jealous button
if ($is_award || $is_gold_award || $is_hair || true)
{
$admin_email_pop_coa=$admin_email_pop_cdc=$admin_email_pop_liith="";
if ( current_user_can('level_10') )
{
$now=gmdate("Y-m-d H:i:s");
$key=sha1("A".$now."B");
$the_title=single_post_title("", false);
?>
$admin_email_pop_coa="
Send Certifikitsch Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name')."";
$admin_email_pop_cdc="
Send Classique d' Camembert Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name')."";
$admin_email_pop_liith="
Send Love Is In The Hair Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name')."";
}
echo "
";
if ($is_award)
{
echo '
';
echo ' .'/library/img/certifikitsch-of-authenkitschity.gif)
'.$admin_email_pop_coa;
}
if ($is_gold_award)
{
echo '
';
echo ' .'/library/img/classique-d-camembert-post.gif)
'.$admin_email_pop_cdc;
}
if ($is_hair)
{
echo '
';
echo ' .'/library/img/icon-love-is-in-the-hair-sm.png)
'.$admin_email_pop_liith;
}
/*
if (empty($uid))
{
$str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!
(You must be logged in to be Jealous.)";
}
elseif ($user_is_jealous)
{
$str="You are Jealous of this Kitsch!";
}
else
{
$str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!";
}
if (empty($uid))
{
echo '
 .'/library/img/jealous-button-med.png)
';
}
elseif ($user_is_jealous)
{
echo '
 .'/library/img/jealous-button-med.png)
';
}
else
{
echo '
 .'/library/img/jealous-button-med.png)
';
}
if (count($jealous_rs)>0)
{
echo "(
".count($jealous_rs).")";
}
*/
echo "
\n\n";
}
?>
Japan, though a fairly conservative place, is a little less hung up about some things than Americans. Drinking beer, for instance. Along those lines comes Kids’ Beer!
When you pour Kids’ Beer, it foams, bubbles and gets a froth on the top, and really.. looks exactly like real beer. However, when you drink it, you find it’s a delightful apple-flavored soda drink, and it contains no alcohol whatsoever. It is actually a good prop for when actors have to drink on stage but can’t have alcohol, it looks real. I don’t know if anyone but me has ever thought about using it for that reason….
I have heard snuffs of indignant outrage from certain folks that a product like this exists, but I think it’s harmless and fun. Also, it tastes really good. I recommend it.

The Japanese on the label translates literally to “Kids’ Drink”, but it’s fake beer. I love how the “boy label” version drinks his beer out of a sturdy-looking glass, while the girl is drinking hers out of a little dainty glass. I believe it also comes in cans and a “dark ale” version. I am not sure if it is still in production… this bottle is kind of old so I’m afraid to drink it, but I probably will anyway. If I pour it, I’ll make sure to take a pic of what it looks like in the glass.
Allee Willis
Fantastic! I never knew this existed. I would think that many kids would want to chug this right down.
i love the boy’s hair. Close cropped 60’s Afro.
Is the bottle the size of a regular beer bottle or smaller?
If you ever pour it, yes please! on that photo opp.