Dr Seymour Botomz Crack Proctologist Instant Medical Kit

Submitted by kookykitsch October 4th, 2010
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Dr Seymour Botomz

Add this Instant Proctologist Kit to a white lab coat (not included) to turn your doctor into a specialist. This kit includes stained gloves, hemorrhoid cure bottle, name tag, 20 humorous business cards.

2 Responses to “Dr Seymour Botomz Crack Proctologist Instant Medical Kit”

  1. Allee Willis

    These kind of products usually annoy me but you have to hand it to someone who actually came up with the idea that people might be interested in a crack proctologist instant doctor kit and then actually got it made.

    I know that the ‚Äúfour different hysterical sayings‚Äù on the 20 business cards would drive me completely nuts as I hate writing that’s a constant play on words. The only thing that would have made this better is if it were proctology bubblegum. Maybe Dr. Botomz is in the lab perfecting that now.

  2. Mark Milligan

    I knew a proctologist when I was in college working at the hospital (my Dad was a hospital administrator and I always worked at the hospital in school, it’ll be in the book) and he once told me that he’d considered being a dentist, but couldn’t stand the thought of people’s breath all day.