I found this delicious item somewhere on the internet and I feel badly that I am not crediting the cook or the photographer. Be that as it may, this to me is the ultimate in breakfast unless that bacon is turkey bacon and then I would be somewhat disappointed. It looks officially pork to me.
Bacon wrapped egg burritooo
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{
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}
if ($cat->slug=='love-is-in-the-hair-award-winners')
{
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}
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// true added because this table will now always exist - jealous button
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{
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?>
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*/
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\n\n";
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Allee Willis
I’m so impressed that the bacon is woven!
I would eat this in 2 seconds fast! I can’t believe I don’t have the weaving instructions. How do the ends not curl up?
MyFunCloset
It looks like the strips were woven raw, perhaps baked and not fried, and while still flexible, scrambed eggs were put on top and then rolled. Yummmmmmy! Looks like 10 strips of bacon and 2 eggs.
Allee Willis
I want to make one right now!
denny
Geezus Allee, 2 seconds! I am laughing out loud right now.
BUT, this burrito just sent shivers down my spine. I’m a huge fan of bacon and this post was fabulous!
oscar
Wrap anything in bacon and you can’t go wrong. I’m submitting a bacon-wrapped chicken I ran across…..
StoryTroy
This has officially supplanted chocolate-dipped bacon as the most amazing bacon-related item I’ve come across. And that weaving — such craftsmanship!
snappyp
I signed up for a cooking class in woven bacon. Next is the bacon bread basket to flavor up the toast to accompany this bacon wrapped egg. As a friend of mine always says: deet bacon deet.