$is_award=$is_gold_award=$is_hair=0;
$is_byallee=0;
$is_askallee=0;
$c=get_the_category();
foreach ($c as $cat)
{
if ($cat->slug=='certifikitsch-winners')
{
$is_award=1;
}
if ($cat->slug=='classique-d-camembert-winners')
{
$is_gold_award=1;
}
if ($cat->slug=='love-is-in-the-hair-award-winners')
{
$is_hair=1;
}
}
// true added because this table will now always exist - jealous button
if ($is_award || $is_gold_award || $is_hair || true)
{
$admin_email_pop_coa=$admin_email_pop_cdc=$admin_email_pop_liith="";
if ( current_user_can('level_10') )
{
$now=gmdate("Y-m-d H:i:s");
$key=sha1("A".$now."B");
$the_title=single_post_title("", false);
?>
$admin_email_pop_coa="
Send Certifikitsch Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name')."";
$admin_email_pop_cdc="
Send Classique d' Camembert Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name')."";
$admin_email_pop_liith="
Send Love Is In The Hair Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name')."";
}
echo "
";
if ($is_award)
{
echo '
';
echo ' .'/library/img/certifikitsch-of-authenkitschity.gif)
'.$admin_email_pop_coa;
}
if ($is_gold_award)
{
echo '
';
echo ' .'/library/img/classique-d-camembert-post.gif)
'.$admin_email_pop_cdc;
}
if ($is_hair)
{
echo '
';
echo ' .'/library/img/icon-love-is-in-the-hair-sm.png)
'.$admin_email_pop_liith;
}
/*
if (empty($uid))
{
$str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!
(You must be logged in to be Jealous.)";
}
elseif ($user_is_jealous)
{
$str="You are Jealous of this Kitsch!";
}
else
{
$str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!";
}
if (empty($uid))
{
echo '
 .'/library/img/jealous-button-med.png)
';
}
elseif ($user_is_jealous)
{
echo '
 .'/library/img/jealous-button-med.png)
';
}
else
{
echo '
 .'/library/img/jealous-button-med.png)
';
}
if (count($jealous_rs)>0)
{
echo "(
".count($jealous_rs).")";
}
*/
echo "
\n\n";
}
?>
This weird little item would be ideal for Don Draper and his friends at Sterling-Cooper. It’s a Martini Tester. Just pull the dropper out of its case, dip it into your Martini and fill it. If two balls float but one sinks, it’s a regular Martini. If one ball floats and two sink, it’s a dry Martini. If all three balls sink, it’s an extra-dry Martini.
The tester features around its mid-section, a metal fountain-pen clip which holds the tester firmly to one’s pocket. On the clip is a round white pinback-style button that reads, “Gourmet Martini Tester.”
Allee Willis
This is fantastic! It looks so familiar that I think I found pieces of this once but the button identifying it as a Martini Tester was missing so I had absolutely no idea what it was.
I know absolutely nothing about martinis but if this thing really works, and I have no reason to doubt that it does, it’s brilliant.
Douglas Wood
I know nothing about Martinis either, but somehow after receiving the Camembert award, I feel like I should celebrate with one. (Okay, maybe I’ll just eat a few olives instead.)