BLOW THEM UP! THEY FLOAT YOU! “FLOAT-EES” swim trunks!

denny
Submitted by denny March 31st, 2011
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These are pretty incredible but can’t really imagine that these would be too comfy.  I would be willing to try  them out but the film “Jaws” really ruined the beach for me, so my swim trunks rarely get wet.  I actually don’t go in the water alone and even when I do, it’s knee deep.  Living on the Cape confirmed my fear of sea life swimming around me since several of our beaches were closed last summer because of the sharks that took up residence in our oceans and some local inlets.

9 Responses to “BLOW THEM UP! THEY FLOAT YOU! “FLOAT-EES” swim trunks!”

  1. BeeJay

    BeeJay

    My hubby can do that without Float-ees :D
    Okay, too much info!
    Very cool ad! I wonder what people were thinking when they discovered a dude blowing in this pipe on the pool.

  2. Markydoodle

    Mark Milligan

    It looks like he’s blowing up a colostomy bag. I don’t think I’ll order the tan, maize, and probably not the maroon.
    My favorite part: “pontoons and hose invisible when worn.” I wish my pontoons would be invisible when I go swimming!
    Oh and is that a seal of approval of some kind by the guys head? The more I look at it the better it gets.
    One of my favorite posts Denny!

  3. Markydoodle

    Mark Milligan

    You might’ve been in one of those states that has laws against blow up pontoons. And just in case, some of them have laws against none blown up pontoons.

    Brosef!

    Bwa.