These are pretty incredible but can’t really imagine that these would be too comfy. I would be willing to try them out but the film “Jaws” really ruined the beach for me, so my swim trunks rarely get wet. I actually don’t go in the water alone and even when I do, it’s knee deep. Living on the Cape confirmed my fear of sea life swimming around me since several of our beaches were closed last summer because of the sharks that took up residence in our oceans and some local inlets.
BLOW THEM UP! THEY FLOAT YOU! “FLOAT-EES” swim trunks!
Submitted by denny
March 31st, 2011
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Allee Willis
Now that’s a great idea! Especially for a lazy person such as me. Just let your shorts do the work. I wish I had a pair of these for my pool right now!
BeeJay
My hubby can do that without Float-ees :D
Okay, too much info!
Very cool ad! I wonder what people were thinking when they discovered a dude blowing in this pipe on the pool.
denny
That made me laugh out loud!
Mark Milligan
It looks like he’s blowing up a colostomy bag. I don’t think I’ll order the tan, maize, and probably not the maroon.
My favorite part: “pontoons and hose invisible when worn.” I wish my pontoons would be invisible when I go swimming!
Oh and is that a seal of approval of some kind by the guys head? The more I look at it the better it gets.
One of my favorite posts Denny!
denny
My pontoons almost got me arrested.
Mark Milligan
before or after you blew them up?
denny
before AND after.
Mark Milligan
You might’ve been in one of those states that has laws against blow up pontoons. And just in case, some of them have laws against none blown up pontoons.
Brosef!
Bwa.
denny
I think I am naming my next dog “Pontoon”. Not really but the idea of it makes me laugh.
GO MUMFORD!