Just hanging around Johnny’s Paradise…. a huge fiberglass chicken from a miniature golf course!
A big chicken from Johnny’s Paradise Poetry, Texas
$is_award=$is_gold_award=$is_hair=0;
$is_byallee=0;
$is_askallee=0;
$c=get_the_category();
foreach ($c as $cat)
{
if ($cat->slug=='certifikitsch-winners')
{
$is_award=1;
}
if ($cat->slug=='classique-d-camembert-winners')
{
$is_gold_award=1;
}
if ($cat->slug=='love-is-in-the-hair-award-winners')
{
$is_hair=1;
}
}
// true added because this table will now always exist - jealous button
if ($is_award || $is_gold_award || $is_hair || true)
{
$admin_email_pop_coa=$admin_email_pop_cdc=$admin_email_pop_liith="";
if ( current_user_can('level_10') )
{
$now=gmdate("Y-m-d H:i:s");
$key=sha1("A".$now."B");
$the_title=single_post_title("", false);
?>
$admin_email_pop_coa="
Send Certifikitsch Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_cdc="
Send Classique d' Camembert Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_liith="
Send Love Is In The Hair Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; } echo "
Send Certifikitsch Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_cdc="
Send Classique d' Camembert Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_liith="
Send Love Is In The Hair Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; } echo "
";
if ($is_award)
{
echo '';
echo '
'.$admin_email_pop_coa;
}
if ($is_gold_award)
{
echo '';
echo '
'.$admin_email_pop_cdc;
}
if ($is_hair)
{
echo '';
echo '
'.$admin_email_pop_liith;
}
/*
if (empty($uid))
{
$str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!
(You must be logged in to be Jealous.)"; } elseif ($user_is_jealous) { $str="You are Jealous of this Kitsch!"; } else { $str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!"; } if (empty($uid)) { echo '
';
}
elseif ($user_is_jealous)
{
echo '
';
}
else
{
echo '
';
}
if (count($jealous_rs)>0)
{
echo "(".count($jealous_rs).")";
}
*/
echo "
\n\n";
}
?>
 .'/library/img/certifikitsch-of-authenkitschity.gif)
 .'/library/img/classique-d-camembert-post.gif)
 .'/library/img/icon-love-is-in-the-hair-sm.png)
(You must be logged in to be Jealous.)"; } elseif ($user_is_jealous) { $str="You are Jealous of this Kitsch!"; } else { $str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!"; } if (empty($uid)) { echo '
 .'/library/img/jealous-button-med.png)
 .'/library/img/jealous-button-med.png)
 .'/library/img/jealous-button-med.png)
Allee Willis
Ooh, I love that big chicken! Though isn’t he a rooster? Doesn’t really matter to me because he’s fabulous one way or the other. Absolute fowl excellence!
Where was the miniature golf course? Would kill to see what some of the other holes were festooned with,
Johnnys Paradise Poetry
Hi there Allee!
We are so excited to hear from you! You are a woman after our own taste! We have also read an article on you a few years ago, maybe the LA times?
Thank you so much for the certifikitsch from your museum of kitsch! We are so very honored!
We call our huge fiberglass miniature golf course piece, our psychedelic chicken. Believe he came from Arkansas, he might have been on the Mufflerman’s farm!Anyway he landed here in Poetry, Texas with Bing Frogsby, a huge frog with a golf club in hand. We sold Bing years ago and managed to hang on to this piece.
We’ve been on this trail for many years and we have lots more kitsch pics to send your way!
So here’s a kitsch kiss, we adore you!
Your new in friends in Poetry,
Nora & Johnny