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Denny’s Adventures in Allee Willis’ “Willis Wonderland” (Part 140 – August 2010)

Submitted by denny June 17th, 2011
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I would kill for this and every time I see this little sign I just flip!

Another thing I flip for is this plastic lipstick display!!!

This is a beauty toothbrush.

A toilet radio and the sound comes out of the bowl!

LOVE LOVE LOVE this clock!

There’s the meat shower cap. I need one of those too!

4 Responses to “Denny’s Adventures in Allee Willis’ “Willis Wonderland” (Part 140 – August 2010)”

  1. Allee Willis

    I have two different “Under Wonders” displays, half of one of which is in the first photo.

    I’ve always loved lipstick displays. I found the Lustrous one for 10¢!

    The Beauty toothbrush is in the shape of a leg and is nice and pink.

    I have many different styles of toilet radios. They all play too.

    I also have quite a lot of toilet clocks. Most of them say ‘Johnny on the Spot’ on them. This one is just an obsessive resin crafts project of someone’s.

    I have 300 of the meat shower caps so ask me for one the next time you’re at Willis Wonderland.

    All of these things are in the guest bathroom at Willis Wonderland. Sometimes encourages people to stay in there too long…. I’ve lost a few people in there for hours.

  2. suzette

    How can I ever aspire to Willis Wonderland??? I have a gift, where can it be sent? It does not photograph, so it must be delivered~

  3. missmoppetkitty

    I remember those gross samples of nail color shaped like finger nails the lipsticks remind me of. And the lipsticks. The little loops and hanks of fake hair in hair color sections of beauty supply stores are great, too.