Brid food

Submitted by snappyp June 24th, 2011
Certifikitsch Winner

I am so sorry this happened.  Brid isn’t even the somebody’s name.  I mean what is a brid?  You would want that lying around your house because why?  Because you paid $1.19 for this?  They should pay us to take it away.  I don’t know, maybe I have a distant cousin named Brad.  I’ll send it to him and say my personalization people misspelled his name.

5 Responses to “Brid food”

  1. Allee Willis

    Is this just a pail? Looks pretty small and who would pay more than $1.19 for it even if the word was spelled right? Of course, it’s far more valuable as a Brid. And what kind of store prices things at $1.19?!

    This is the kind of bargain that you dream of as a party thrower who likes to give out party gifts. What could be better for a kitsch party than handing out Brid pails?

    • Bob Ramsdell

      I looked up brid on a search engine and found it was an obsolete word for bird from Chaucer. Ain’t search engines wonderful? Wouldn’t it be great to have a miniaturized one for Jeopardy? BTW I got the $2,000,000 question that Ken Jennings missed.

  2. Mark Milligan

    I think you’re on the right track by sending it to your cousin Bard. I was actually thinking of my buddy Ferd who’s a little dylsexic.