A girl’s best friend

Cheetah Velour
Submitted by Cheetah Velour September 19th, 2011
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I love promotional items/freebies, and if they make no sense- even better! This little item tells us that a girl’s best friend is her Bank of America savings account, but you know what’s a real life saver?

Duh! Lipstick tissue! Savings accounts may come and go, but the embarrassment of lipstick on the teeth lasts a lifetime.

I picked this up at a rummage sale quite some time ago and while I am not a regular lipstick wearer, I couldn’t resist.

I have no reason to believe that blotting lipstick would make any woman think, “Hmm, perhaps I should open a savings account!” Am I alone in this?

2 Responses to “A girl’s best friend”

  1. Allee Willis

    Allee Willis

    You are definitely not alone in wondering what the connection between lips and a bank account are, unless it’s that eventually you wipe both of them clean. My guess is actually that they were trying to attract a lot of women who before then only had joint accounts with their husbands. Whatever the case, I’m glad they made this and I’m very jealous of it.