If Celebrities Moved to Red States…

Submitted by Douglas Wood September 20th, 2011
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The original title for this was “If Celebrities Moved to Oklahoma,” but I felt in all fairness they as a state, shouldn’t shoulder all the blame for white trash in this country.  Opening it up to Republican states felt more fair, and frankly… more accurate.


3 Responses to “If Celebrities Moved to Red States…”

  1. BRBill

    Britney is from an extremely red state, Louisiana. To be specific, from Kentwood in the Florida parishes, a hotbed of serious redneckness and inbredness especially out that far in the country. There’s some scary places out there. Believe me, it ain’t easy being a little blue dot in a red state, one must watch what one says around others.