get_results($sql); if (count($rs)<1) // not yet added { $sql="insert into island_like (user_id, post_id, date_added) values (\"".mysql_real_escape_string($uid)."\", \"".mysql_real_escape_string(get_the_ID())."\", NOW());"; $rs = $wpdb->get_results($sql); } } elseif (!empty($_REQUEST['remove_like']) && !empty( $uid)) { // unset here $sql="delete from island_like where user_id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string($uid)."\" and post_id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string(get_the_ID())."\";"; $rs = $wpdb->get_results($sql); } /* $sql="select U.display_name, U.user_nicename, U.id as uid, if(U.id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string($uid)."\",1,0) as is_current, if (U.id=19, 1,0) as is_allee ". "from island_like as L, wp_users as U ". "where L.post_id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string(get_the_ID())."\" ". "and U.ID=L.user_id ". "order by is_current DESC, is_allee DESC, date_added DESC;"; $jealous_rs = $wpdb->get_results($sql); $user_is_jealous=0; if (count($jealous_rs)>0) { if ($jealous_rs[0]->uid==$uid) { $user_is_jealous=1; } }*/ ?>

Dolly Parton in “9 to 5” – 2010 (a painting by Denny)

Submitted by denny November 28th, 2011
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Send Classique d' Camembert Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_liith="
Send Love Is In The Hair Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; } echo "
"; if ($is_award) { echo ''; echo 'Certifikitsch Winner'.$admin_email_pop_coa; } if ($is_gold_award) { echo ''; echo 'Classique d Camembert'.$admin_email_pop_cdc; } if ($is_hair) { echo ''; echo 'Love Is In The Hair'.$admin_email_pop_liith; } /* if (empty($uid)) { $str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!
(You must be logged in to be Jealous.)"; } elseif ($user_is_jealous) { $str="You are Jealous of this Kitsch!"; } else { $str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!"; } if (empty($uid)) { echo 'Jealous'; } elseif ($user_is_jealous) { echo 'Jealous'; } else { echo 'Jealous'; } if (count($jealous_rs)>0) { echo "(".count($jealous_rs).")"; } */ echo "
\n\n"; } ?>

I will be fixing this one so Dolly doesn’t look like she has jaundice.

4 Responses to “Dolly Parton in “9 to 5” – 2010 (a painting by Denny)”

  1. Allee Willis

    Looks like the illegitamate child of Dolly and her 9 To 5 co-star, Ms. Lily Tomlin. Also like that Dolly’s hair looks like one of those poofy 50’s bathing caps. And I always love scarfs blowing in the wind where there’s no wind.

    What’s Dolly doing after 5?

  2. Ted Nimmo

    Nice. I come from a long line of rednecks. (affectionately) Love me some Dolly! I must remember to post my favorite LP cover from her ’68 album “in the good old days (when times were bad)”

  3. denny

    Me too Ted. Daddy is from Memphis……

    Anyway, I really dig the old Dolly and don’t much care for the new, helium filled, collgen injected character she’s become. Such a nice woman, full of energy and life and she looks like non-Dolly now.

    Bottom lip hanging down……

  4. denny

    This was such an early painting. Geez. I’m almost embarrassed. I painted right over Dolly’s eyes making her look as if she has jaundice.

    I put this in my pile “not fit for human eyes” and it’s buried in some closet.