We got a bunch of these as packing material in a box of grant applications at work. Let me zoom in so you can read the text better…
If you can’t make it out, this is the gist:
- Since this bag contains “Ecolo-master”, tender to environment, it serves to powerfully eliminate the hydrogen chloride, a factor to generate the dioxins from general refuse within incineration furnace. It also brings about such effects as to reduce the acid gas generated.
My favorite part is the last bit:
- You can burn “Eco-pack” in low calorie.
- “Eco-pack” is not edible.
DO NOT EAT!
These bad translations SLAY ME. This one is excellent! I always burn my eco packs in low calorie, though rarely eat that way.
Make sure and check out other insane translations here at AWMOK: https://www.alleewillis.com/awmok/kitschenette/category/bad-translations/