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Glasses for dogs

Submitted by Cheetah Velour April 6th, 2012
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Send Love Is In The Hair Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; } echo "
"; if ($is_award) { echo ''; echo 'Certifikitsch Winner'.$admin_email_pop_coa; } if ($is_gold_award) { echo ''; echo 'Classique d Camembert'.$admin_email_pop_cdc; } if ($is_hair) { echo ''; echo 'Love Is In The Hair'.$admin_email_pop_liith; } /* if (empty($uid)) { $str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!
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\n\n"; } ?>

I recently received an email announcing a new line of eyewear for dogs, and I wanted to share it with all of you here at AWMOK.

The vintage-inspired frames are available in 6 colors- Spiced Liver, Lobster Bisque, Gravy Burst, Dusty Bacon, Mutton Royale and Grey-Bone Fade. There’s even a DOGOCLE for fancy dogs.

Of course, you probably have lots of questions.
Can my dog ride in the car with his head out the window while wearing Warby Barker glasses?
Yes. Each pair is constructed from exceptionally durable materials.

Are dog frames available in different sizes?

Each frame is available in three sizes: Pomeranian (Small), Retriever (Medium), and Mastiff (Large).

Glasses are available in Optical (for everyday dogs)…

…and Sunwear (for light sensitive dogs).

Oh, I forgot to mention one thing. I got this email on April Fool’s Day. You don’t think that means anything, do you?

You can watch the video here.

2 Responses to “Glasses for dogs”

  1. Allee Willis

    Until I got to the April Fools thing my mind was racing- Why don’t they just buy childrens’ sunglasses. What’s the big deal? Why don’t I think of things like this? My cats would look great in them, etc. Well, very nice art direction and concept and I hope any doggie that got their hopes up got a conciliation doggie sweater instead.