Last month I found the greatest sweater in the world down at the flea market. A perfect fit, only $5, with GENUINE GOOGLY EYES. What’s not to love?
Here’s a picture of me wearing it right off the rack. This sweater is 100% wool and heavy, so I was only able to wear it for about 5 seconds before yanking it off in the California sun.
The tag states that it was made in New Zealand. I’m pretty sure there are no koalas in New Zealand.
If only I could meet the owner of the Racoon Jumper. I know we’d be the best of friends.