So, um, yeah. This is the guy that wanted to make sure that everyone can have guns. Whatever your stance on gun control, ya gotta admit that’s pretty awesome.
Still in doubt? Try this on for size!
I’m sorry, but how can we NOT do anything and everything he says!?!?!?
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Allee Willis
I must admit that Mr. Heston looks quite fetching in that 1st photo…. but once a dick always a dick.
Am I crazy or can anyone else see an ape face in the middle of his loin cloth?
windupkitty
Yep on the dickdom! I don’t know how it started, but one of my best friends used to call me up and leave 10 minute messages whilst pretending to be Charlton Heston…
Yeah, I TOTAlly see the monkey face in his outdoor diaper!