So, um, yeah. This is the guy that wanted to make sure that everyone can have guns. Whatever your stance on gun control, ya gotta admit that’s pretty awesome.
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Still in doubt? Try this on for size!
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I’m sorry, but how can we NOT do anything and everything he says!?!?!?
Allee Willis
I must admit that Mr. Heston looks quite fetching in that 1st photo…. but once a dick always a dick.
Am I crazy or can anyone else see an ape face in the middle of his loin cloth?
windupkitty
Yep on the dickdom! I don’t know how it started, but one of my best friends used to call me up and leave 10 minute messages whilst pretending to be Charlton Heston…
Yeah, I TOTAlly see the monkey face in his outdoor diaper!