Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – “Have A Blast” This Memorial Day Bottle Opener

Allee Willis
Submitted by Allee Willis May 28th, 2012
Certifikitsch Winner
dynamite-bottle-opener_2132

Here’s hoping that everyone is having a blast this Memorial Day! I hope that includes popping lots of bottles with a similar vintage bottle opener as well as eating lots of hot dogs.

hot-dog-cupids_1836

If it had a pointy metal end the hot dog’s hair gel/ketchup would look a lot like the ‘Have A Blast” cap popper.

have-a-blast-botter-operner_3002

The ‘Have A Blast’ even has a baby brother:

dynamite-bottle-openers_2130

Obviously the more popular of the two, the baby’s message is almost completely blasted off.

If you had either one of these openers right now you could pop the cap on something cold and celebrate the holiday by whipping up some Festive Hot Dog Souffle from The New Hot Dog Cookbook, a 1968-updated-in-’83 tome of wiener recipes.

hot-dog-cookbook-hotdog-souffle_2138

Or if that doesn’t sit right on your taste buds perhaps you could “make your wieners Wynders”. Trust me, this is worth watching:

wieners-wynders

If you don’t want to drop coin on buying a Wynder’s Wiener maybe you’d like to spend this holiday tooling your own:

hot-dog-spiral-tool

However you spend your holiday I hope you’re doing what you want to do and don’t forget to:

dynamite-bottle-opener_2129

One Response to “Allee Willis’ Kitsch O’ The Day – “Have A Blast” This Memorial Day Bottle Opener”