Too Much Egg Nog Santa Ornament

Nessa
Submitted by Nessa December 13th, 2012
Certifikitsch Winner

I bought this creepy thing shortly after Xmas last year.  I have waited patiently since then for the holiday season to roll around again so I could share it with y’all… this is… so… weird.  I know it’s not Christmas yet, but I just can’t wait any longer to share this thing.  I do not know if it is homemade or commercially constructed, but it is the weirdo-est Santa that’s ever been on my tree.

Santa, what are you doing to that chimney?

Santa are you feelin’ okay?

Oh geez!  Look at his face!  I really think Santa had way too much egg nog.  There are little wrapped packages inside the chimney which I’m sure are homemade and appear to be empty and/or solid.    I think if Santa barfs in your chimney on top of your gifts, you must have been REALLY naughty that year.

Anyway, this stupid thing makes me laugh every time I look at it.  I think I paid a quarter for it.

3 Responses to “Too Much Egg Nog Santa Ornament”

  1. Allee Willis

    Allee Willis

    From the front he looks like troll Santa. I love how his head is just sitting on a present stuffed down that chimney and how his hands merge into the chimney trim. What’s his head made out of? It almost looks like Sculpey.

    His head also looks like a deflated Macy’s Thanksgiving day balloon having a good hump with the chimney.

    Now that I see his head tipped up in the 3rd photo I would never ever have guessed that what his face looked like. Is he rubber or plastic? His hair is killing me.

    Santa is definitely expelling the eggnog in the last photo. A little pre-Christmas morning treat from drunk Santa.

    • Nessa

      Nessa

      Actually, I think this thing is homemade, and that his head is made out of one of those “old man” or “grandpa” vinyl faces you can buy at the craft store to make your own doll at home.

      I’m pretty sure the packages in the chimney are just blocks of wood wrapped with paper.