get_results($sql); if (count($rs)<1) // not yet added { $sql="insert into island_like (user_id, post_id, date_added) values (\"".mysql_real_escape_string($uid)."\", \"".mysql_real_escape_string(get_the_ID())."\", NOW());"; $rs = $wpdb->get_results($sql); } } elseif (!empty($_REQUEST['remove_like']) && !empty( $uid)) { // unset here $sql="delete from island_like where user_id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string($uid)."\" and post_id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string(get_the_ID())."\";"; $rs = $wpdb->get_results($sql); } /* $sql="select U.display_name, U.user_nicename, U.id as uid, if(U.id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string($uid)."\",1,0) as is_current, if (U.id=19, 1,0) as is_allee ". "from island_like as L, wp_users as U ". "where L.post_id=\"".mysql_real_escape_string(get_the_ID())."\" ". "and U.ID=L.user_id ". "order by is_current DESC, is_allee DESC, date_added DESC;"; $jealous_rs = $wpdb->get_results($sql); $user_is_jealous=0; if (count($jealous_rs)>0) { if ($jealous_rs[0]->uid==$uid) { $user_is_jealous=1; } }*/ ?>

Kitsch Apple Breakfast Setting

Submitted by mike winer February 25th, 2013
slug=='certifikitsch-winners') { $is_award=1; } if ($cat->slug=='classique-d-camembert-winners') { $is_gold_award=1; } if ($cat->slug=='love-is-in-the-hair-award-winners') { $is_hair=1; } } // true added because this table will now always exist - jealous button if ($is_award || $is_gold_award || $is_hair || true) { $admin_email_pop_coa=$admin_email_pop_cdc=$admin_email_pop_liith=""; if ( current_user_can('level_10') ) { $now=gmdate("Y-m-d H:i:s"); $key=sha1("A".$now."B"); $the_title=single_post_title("", false); ?> Send Certifikitsch Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_cdc="
Send Classique d' Camembert Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_liith="
Send Love Is In The Hair Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; } echo "
"; if ($is_award) { echo ''; echo 'Certifikitsch Winner'.$admin_email_pop_coa; } if ($is_gold_award) { echo ''; echo 'Classique d Camembert'.$admin_email_pop_cdc; } if ($is_hair) { echo ''; echo 'Love Is In The Hair'.$admin_email_pop_liith; } /* if (empty($uid)) { $str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!
(You must be logged in to be Jealous.)"; } elseif ($user_is_jealous) { $str="You are Jealous of this Kitsch!"; } else { $str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!"; } if (empty($uid)) { echo 'Jealous'; } elseif ($user_is_jealous) { echo 'Jealous'; } else { echo 'Jealous'; } if (count($jealous_rs)>0) { echo "(".count($jealous_rs).")"; } */ echo "
\n\n"; } ?>

It has taken 20 years to put this anthropomorphic “Made in Japan” Apple breakfast set together. It now gets a good workout at Sunday brunch – always brings a smile to those at the table.

Butter dish, cookie jar, Juice  jug, jam pots

Tea pot, sugar and milk

The whole gang

7 Responses to “Kitsch Apple Breakfast Setting”

  1. Allee Willis

    Completely and insanely jealous that you have so many pieces!! I’ve had a couple of pieces through the years – the cookie jar and a couple dinner plates. These look STUNNING together!! Truly makes for HAPPY MEALS!!!

    • mike winer

      Thanks once again for the great honour of the grand classic d’ camembert. I love to eat camembert but I love winning one even more.

  2. windupkitty

    This is so f’ing unbelievable,I don’t know what to say!!!! I had NO IDEA that were soooooo many pieces to this setting!!! Who knew there were plates!?!?! YOu’re killing me…Congrats on such a gorgeous set!!!

  3. BeeJay

    Oh Mike, super super jealous!! I remember when you once sent me a picture of this set, I couldn´t believe it, SO pretty! This is an absolute treasure!!!!

  4. denny

    How the hell did I miss this? Mike are you sort of new to awmok?

    I am speechless and super jealous over your apple breakfast setting. This is just amazing!!! This set is well deserving of the camembert award!

    Wow.

    • mike winer

      Thanks Denny – I have been lurking around awmok for a year or two – Love Kitsch and love Allee You can see some of my other contributions in my awmok profile – I am a collectorholic with a house full of this sort of stuff. My profile pic is a fruit and vegitable person made by some kid – It has become a custom at rural agricultural shows in Australia for the kids section to run a comp for best diorama or critter made out of fruit and vegies – Usually by the last day of the rural show they are wilting and starting to rot