Who dat? I posted somewhere here that my business card said Kitschologist!
I’m a kitsch kindred spirit. If I had a Knick-Knackery, I would be the KnickKnackatorian. Someone else had Knick-Knackery. So I became the KnickKnackatorian. Kind of like a librarian for knick-knacks. Historian? Kitschian? Add the letters ‘ian’ to the the end of anything and it sounds more important! Same with ‘ologist’!