That ugly lamp in the background kills me. I sure do love the gingerbread men adorning the table. I’d never eat them, though I wonder what they are made of? They look more like pretzel men to me…..OMG, I just noticed the cat eyeing the food on the table.
Vintage picture of a couple enjoying snacks while lounging on a white rug
$is_award=$is_gold_award=$is_hair=0;
$is_byallee=0;
$is_askallee=0;
$c=get_the_category();
foreach ($c as $cat)
{
if ($cat->slug=='certifikitsch-winners')
{
$is_award=1;
}
if ($cat->slug=='classique-d-camembert-winners')
{
$is_gold_award=1;
}
if ($cat->slug=='love-is-in-the-hair-award-winners')
{
$is_hair=1;
}
}
// true added because this table will now always exist - jealous button
if ($is_award || $is_gold_award || $is_hair || true)
{
$admin_email_pop_coa=$admin_email_pop_cdc=$admin_email_pop_liith="";
if ( current_user_can('level_10') )
{
$now=gmdate("Y-m-d H:i:s");
$key=sha1("A".$now."B");
$the_title=single_post_title("", false);
?>
$admin_email_pop_coa="
Send Certifikitsch Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_cdc="
Send Classique d' Camembert Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_liith="
Send Love Is In The Hair Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; } echo "
Send Certifikitsch Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_cdc="
Send Classique d' Camembert Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_liith="
Send Love Is In The Hair Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; } echo "
";
if ($is_award)
{
echo '';
echo '
'.$admin_email_pop_coa;
}
if ($is_gold_award)
{
echo '';
echo '
'.$admin_email_pop_cdc;
}
if ($is_hair)
{
echo '';
echo '
'.$admin_email_pop_liith;
}
/*
if (empty($uid))
{
$str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!
(You must be logged in to be Jealous.)"; } elseif ($user_is_jealous) { $str="You are Jealous of this Kitsch!"; } else { $str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!"; } if (empty($uid)) { echo '
';
}
elseif ($user_is_jealous)
{
echo '
';
}
else
{
echo '
';
}
if (count($jealous_rs)>0)
{
echo "(".count($jealous_rs).")";
}
*/
echo "
\n\n";
}
?>
 .'/library/img/certifikitsch-of-authenkitschity.gif)
 .'/library/img/classique-d-camembert-post.gif)
 .'/library/img/icon-love-is-in-the-hair-sm.png)
(You must be logged in to be Jealous.)"; } elseif ($user_is_jealous) { $str="You are Jealous of this Kitsch!"; } else { $str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!"; } if (empty($uid)) { echo '
 .'/library/img/jealous-button-med.png)
 .'/library/img/jealous-button-med.png)
 .'/library/img/jealous-button-med.png)
Allee Willis
Classic in all ways. The bread looks dangerous.
Am I crazy or is this an array of food only a host such as myself would combine and have the guts to serve? Let’s see… We have what looks like a plate of horribly cut up cauliflower with scallions laying dying on top next to some cranberry sauce or borscht with sour cream, two hefty gingerbread men, two ears of corn atop black olives – never quite seem them served that way before – escargot, the dangerous bread ring, cheap supermarket cheeses, a couple sticks of jerky and maybe some chicken or sweet rolls, hummus, raisins or capers, and God only knows what else is shoved on that gastronomic cornucopia of foods that should never be served together.
denny
Thank you for the Camembert Award!
It looks like you could hurt someone with that loaf of bread. Such an odd selection of foods. I hope they are hungry.
windupkitty
Wow. Dens, I think it’s time for you and Ernie to set up a little reenactment photo shoot!!! I love that the gingerbread men appear to be wearing toupes!
denny
Damn, you have a good eye for gingerbread toupes!
windupkitty
Haha that’s the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me! My talents are few but the ones I do have REALLy count!
denny
I could use this food for our cross country trip that starts today!
windupkitty
Wow! It’s finally happening!! Safe and happy travels!! Take loads of photos!!! xoxoxo
Allee Willis
The nature of the entire project is documentation. The crew is between 12 and 18 people, minimum five film cameras and God knows how many stills, so loads of photos you shall have!
windupkitty
hahahq…christ…i shoulda guessed!!!!
Allee Willis
SAFE TRAVELS! Can’t wait for you to arrive!!
denny
Thanks.
I’m heading straight to the Four n’ 20 to see my favorite waitress and get my delicious patty melt with side salad.
Ahhhhh LA.
windupkitty
So jealous!!! Get here safely!!!
BeeJay
This is just killing me, lmao!
BRBill
This one is just waaaay too weird for me to comprehend. I think they’re laying under the rug which is some sort of blanket as they appear to be on a mattress or futon….
Nessa
This is the least romantic food I have ever seen.