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6 Responses to “A little helper to tan your ass-crack”
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All the usual jokes about “where the sun don’t shine” obviously apply here. This is absolutely staggering that this was a real product. Although not as staggering as the texture of that skin! If that’s what the sun’s gonna do to your ass crack, even more reason to keep it out of there.
LOL….so funny!!!
Every so often someone posts something on this site that renders me nearly speechless. This is one such post. All I can muster is… wow.
Is this really what happens to used-up spools of thread when all their string is gone?! My home ec teacher never mentioned this. Douglas was right…nearly speechless…wow.
Great solution if you don’t mind having two quarter-sized dots in your private butt-tan.
I spent the last decade working on the island of St Barths. I obviously missed an opportunity for financial gain by not opening a shop to sell these. Is this what they mean by the “St Tropez tan”?????