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BOD man!

Douglas Wood Submitted by Douglas Wood
February 20th, 2012
Certifikitsch WinnerClassique d' Camembert
Jealous (4)

These three body sprays, made in Mexico, (screw those wimpy French colognes– if you want real “machismo,” head to Tijuana) come in three scents:  ”Black,” “Really Ripped Abs,” and “Fresh Blue.”  Not sure I’ve fully grasped the concept here, but I’m pretty sure using the first two scents will make “the ladies” (at least ones with purple hair and dog collars, and blondes with hoop earrings and off-the-shoulder Flashdance sweatshirts) think I’m black and have really ripped abs.

But what does Fresh Blue evoke?  Hot Smurfs?  The guy in Avatar?  The Indigo girls?

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15 Responses to “BOD man!”

  1. Allee Willis Allee Willis says:

    I’m giving this a Camembert because of everything that doesn’t make sense here in addition to the insane concept for this product. I seriously want to know what Black smells like. And how does a guy with the red Really Ripped Abs smell different than the guy who splashes on the blue bottle which I’m assuming is called something like merely Ripped Abs?

    The graphics kill me too.

    The $5 price tag is the cherry on the smelly cake.

  2. denny denny says:

    I love Big Lots! Is there where you spotted this?

    I love the phrase on the front of the box. “I Want your bod”….

  3. k2dtw k2dtw says:

    Love your “Bad Movie Night Club!!!”… Great prize!!!

  4. samseptic samseptic says:

    His neck is bigger than his waist. I actually used to have one of these….SAME graphics, different name. Not BODman…that’s a much better name. I recall it had a suggestive name, like Thrust or somesuch, but I can’t remember exactly. Maybe 5-6 years ago,

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