These three body sprays, made in Mexico, (screw those wimpy French colognes– if you want real “machismo,” head to Tijuana) come in three scents: “Black,” “Really Ripped Abs,” and “Fresh Blue.” Not sure I’ve fully grasped the concept here, but I’m pretty sure using the first two scents will make “the ladies” (at least ones with purple hair and dog collars, and blondes with hoop earrings and off-the-shoulder Flashdance sweatshirts) think I’m black and have really ripped abs.
But what does Fresh Blue evoke? Hot Smurfs? The guy in Avatar? The Indigo girls?