loves the boys, gets all the toys.

monica johnson
Submitted by monica johnson March 12th, 2010
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These two best friends work the old boy system. give it to the old boys and get rewards. They have the ultimate Ralphs card. Ralph Everyman. And all they need is a bottle of peroxide, false eyelashes, breast, butt, chin, and cheek implants. a good manicurist and surgeon. If only they knew how less painful it was just to get a regular job.

The dolls are fifties fashion doll heads on Barbie bodies. with half pin cushion legs. The lounge chair is from a doll house . everything else is a thrift shop treasure.

One Response to “loves the boys, gets all the toys.”

  1. Allee Willis

    Allee Willis

    This is one of my favorite Monica Johnson’s. https://www.alleewillis.com/awmok/kitschenette/author/monica-johnson/ for more.

    Love the succinctness of the story though I never personally ascribed to climbing the ladder in that fashion.

    I love the relative simplicity of the piece. Is the watch on top Barbie’s legs ankle cuffs, chaining her to the casting couch tradition? Really like the fringe coming off her feather outfit.

    I see you’ve gotten very fancy with your wood base. Really like it sprayed silver and the girls definitely deserve that zebra area rug.