Nude Handyman

Submitted by windupkitty April 1st, 2010
Certifikitsch Winner

I just dug this out of the old memory box in my garage. I found it about 10 years ago at an ATM in Santa Monica (there was a stack of them just waiting there for us lucky ladies). Sadly, I tend to be pretty handy myself, so I never had cause to call up this sexy beast. And though he tops my fairly long list of people I never want to see naked, it’s clear that he knows what a woman wants: a mullet, 1970’s high school coach sweat socks pulled up to the knees, a shameless flaunting of mid 1980’s reebok high tops and nothing else. OOOOOOH YEAH…………Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only thing that disappoints is his request for “enclosed” yard work. Coward.

8 Responses to “Nude Handyman”

  1. Allee Willis

    I LOVE THIS! Were it not for my fear of ATMs – I messed it up once and never went back – I would have killed to have been the one to ramble up to the machine and find a stack of these cards waiting.

    All of your observations are excellent! What more can I add? Obviously, “nothing”.

    I love “minimum repairs” – no kidding! – and “enclosed yard work”. I bet you that most of his work came from “party services”.

  2. windupkitty

    hahaha! yeah, party services = “sexy dance” on a step ladder with a paint roller and no pants….I’d love to interview this guy…I can only imagine that his story is hilarious, bizarre and offensive yet compelling….that is IF he has any story! Maybe he’s just your average nude handyman with an impressive home made calling card…….

    • windupkitty

      no, i think this guy is the real deal…hard to see the pic cause it’s a bad copy and the photo itself is overexposed in a couple of spots which makes it look all the more pervy if you ask me….but no, i’m seeing a dance belt on this one!