Wow, there IS a use for him!
That Not so Fresh Feeling
Submitted by windupkitty
April 7th, 2010
slug=='certifikitsch-winners')
{
$is_award=1;
}
if ($cat->slug=='classique-d-camembert-winners')
{
$is_gold_award=1;
}
if ($cat->slug=='love-is-in-the-hair-award-winners')
{
$is_hair=1;
}
}
// true added because this table will now always exist - jealous button
if ($is_award || $is_gold_award || $is_hair || true)
{
$admin_email_pop_coa=$admin_email_pop_cdc=$admin_email_pop_liith="";
if ( current_user_can('level_10') )
{
$now=gmdate("Y-m-d H:i:s");
$key=sha1("A".$now."B");
$the_title=single_post_title("", false);
?>
Send Certifikitsch Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name')."";
$admin_email_pop_cdc="
Send Classique d' Camembert Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_liith="
Send Love Is In The Hair Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; } echo "
Send Classique d' Camembert Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; $admin_email_pop_liith="
Send Love Is In The Hair Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name').""; } echo "
";
if ($is_award)
{
echo '';
echo ' .'/library/img/certifikitsch-of-authenkitschity.gif)
'.$admin_email_pop_coa;
}
if ($is_gold_award)
{
echo '';
echo ' .'/library/img/classique-d-camembert-post.gif)
'.$admin_email_pop_cdc;
}
if ($is_hair)
{
echo '';
echo ' .'/library/img/icon-love-is-in-the-hair-sm.png)
'.$admin_email_pop_liith;
}
/*
if (empty($uid))
{
$str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!
(You must be logged in to be Jealous.)"; } elseif ($user_is_jealous) { $str="You are Jealous of this Kitsch!"; } else { $str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!"; } if (empty($uid)) { echo ' .'/library/img/jealous-button-med.png)
';
}
elseif ($user_is_jealous)
{
echo '';
}
else
{
echo '';
}
if (count($jealous_rs)>0)
{
echo "(".count($jealous_rs).")";
}
*/
echo "
\n\n";
}
?>
'.$admin_email_pop_coa;
}
if ($is_gold_award)
{
echo '';
echo ''.$admin_email_pop_cdc;
}
if ($is_hair)
{
echo '';
echo ''.$admin_email_pop_liith;
}
/*
if (empty($uid))
{
$str="Click if you\\'re Jealous! (You must be logged in to be Jealous.)"; } elseif ($user_is_jealous) { $str="You are Jealous of this Kitsch!"; } else { $str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!"; } if (empty($uid)) { echo '
';
}
elseif ($user_is_jealous)
{
echo '';
}
else
{
echo '';
}
if (count($jealous_rs)>0)
{
echo "(".count($jealous_rs).")";
}
*/
echo "
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Allee Willis
I couldn’t have said it better myself!!
kookykitsch
This is awesome – I bet he’d appreciate the publicity!
windupkitty
hahaha! yeah! the ONLY APPROPRIATE publicity EVER!!!!
Nessa
Ha!
windupkitty
Summer’s Eve is kinda too gentle a name.but disposable douche.that works.
Douglas Wood
Major kudos to you for recognizing this random juxtaposition as valuable kitsch worth sharing. Bonus points for perfect heading and “disposable douche” comment.
windupkitty
well, i can’t take credit for deciding to post this…allee told me to! :D but thanks for the other compliments!
SUSAN
Did anyone else notice the name of that douche? It says ” sweet romance”…my god, what douche thought up THAT name?
Allee Willis
Definitely not a woman! Maybe Sean Hannity.
windupkitty
holy cow, i never saw that!!!!! i wish i could get hired to name douches…..if you can get away with “sweet romance”, i’m guessing there are very few boundaries…. which makes for guaranteed crowd pleasers!!!!!!!!!!