Adverts From “Top Secret” Magazines

denny
Submitted by denny June 26th, 2010
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I found that the adverts in these mags are almost better than the Hollywood gossip that is being written about here.

I do own an Accordion, maybe I should try this.

I got the fever.

I love it. A false plate in 24 hours.

I’d kill for this!

$2.98?

Ovid? What the hell?

Love this one!

We laughed like crazy over this one! Love the garters and the line, “lusty, merry recreation”.

“Scantie Panties” for only $3.98.

Love this advert and love it even more that a ad for buying a gun is right above the lady listening in on her suitor….

I’m wondering why the figure working here looks like an insect? Is that supposed to be a light bulb for a head here?

This is the kind of image I once had on my inked up backside but have since had her covered up.

Nervous spells, fainting spells, restless, moody, I think I need this product.

This blows me away and I just know that these fabulous artifacts ended up in garbage somewhere. This I would kill for, well not really….but it is quite fab.

No thank you but still a cool ad.

Hope you enjoyed the tour!

2 Responses to “Adverts From “Top Secret” Magazines”

  1. Allee Willis

    Allee Willis

    As far as I was concerned, the ads in the back of magazines were always better than the stories themselves. I was a sucker and ordered lots of stuff, all of which never worked, broke and were very cheaply made. I’m sure I would have gone for the Listen-in Coil and the set of luggage for less than three dollars had I been reading Top Secret, which I wasn’t. It also always amazed me how things like music lessons and false teeth were mixed in with sex themed ads.

  2. denny

    denny

    The back of old magazines was a whole other world. I’m not old enough to remember ordering anything from the back of them but they sure do fascinate me. I’m a huge fan of vintage lingerie adverts!