$is_award=$is_gold_award=$is_hair=0;
$is_byallee=0;
$is_askallee=0;
$c=get_the_category();
foreach ($c as $cat)
{
if ($cat->slug=='certifikitsch-winners')
{
$is_award=1;
}
if ($cat->slug=='classique-d-camembert-winners')
{
$is_gold_award=1;
}
if ($cat->slug=='love-is-in-the-hair-award-winners')
{
$is_hair=1;
}
}
// true added because this table will now always exist - jealous button
if ($is_award || $is_gold_award || $is_hair || true)
{
$admin_email_pop_coa=$admin_email_pop_cdc=$admin_email_pop_liith="";
if ( current_user_can('level_10') )
{
$now=gmdate("Y-m-d H:i:s");
$key=sha1("A".$now."B");
$the_title=single_post_title("", false);
?>
$admin_email_pop_coa="
Send Certifikitsch Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name')."";
$admin_email_pop_cdc="
Send Classique d' Camembert Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name')."";
$admin_email_pop_liith="
Send Love Is In The Hair Confirmation Email to: ".get_the_author_meta('display_name')."";
}
echo "
";
if ($is_award)
{
echo '
';
echo ' .'/library/img/certifikitsch-of-authenkitschity.gif)
'.$admin_email_pop_coa;
}
if ($is_gold_award)
{
echo '
';
echo ' .'/library/img/classique-d-camembert-post.gif)
'.$admin_email_pop_cdc;
}
if ($is_hair)
{
echo '
';
echo ' .'/library/img/icon-love-is-in-the-hair-sm.png)
'.$admin_email_pop_liith;
}
/*
if (empty($uid))
{
$str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!
(You must be logged in to be Jealous.)";
}
elseif ($user_is_jealous)
{
$str="You are Jealous of this Kitsch!";
}
else
{
$str="Click if you\\'re Jealous!";
}
if (empty($uid))
{
echo '
 .'/library/img/jealous-button-med.png)
';
}
elseif ($user_is_jealous)
{
echo '
 .'/library/img/jealous-button-med.png)
';
}
else
{
echo '
 .'/library/img/jealous-button-med.png)
';
}
if (count($jealous_rs)>0)
{
echo "(
".count($jealous_rs).")";
}
*/
echo "
\n\n";
}
?>
I found that the adverts in these mags are almost better than the Hollywood gossip that is being written about here.
I do own an Accordion, maybe I should try this.
I got the fever.
I love it. A false plate in 24 hours.
I’d kill for this!
$2.98?
Ovid? What the hell?
Love this one!
We laughed like crazy over this one! Love the garters and the line, “lusty, merry recreation”.
“Scantie Panties” for only $3.98.
Love this advert and love it even more that a ad for buying a gun is right above the lady listening in on her suitor….
I’m wondering why the figure working here looks like an insect? Is that supposed to be a light bulb for a head here?
This is the kind of image I once had on my inked up backside but have since had her covered up.
Nervous spells, fainting spells, restless, moody, I think I need this product.
This blows me away and I just know that these fabulous artifacts ended up in garbage somewhere. This I would kill for, well not really….but it is quite fab.
No thank you but still a cool ad.
Hope you enjoyed the tour!
Allee Willis
As far as I was concerned, the ads in the back of magazines were always better than the stories themselves. I was a sucker and ordered lots of stuff, all of which never worked, broke and were very cheaply made. I’m sure I would have gone for the Listen-in Coil and the set of luggage for less than three dollars had I been reading Top Secret, which I wasn’t. It also always amazed me how things like music lessons and false teeth were mixed in with sex themed ads.
denny
The back of old magazines was a whole other world. I’m not old enough to remember ordering anything from the back of them but they sure do fascinate me. I’m a huge fan of vintage lingerie adverts!